Miscellaneous jokes
Some guy farts and says, "That was some asshole behind me."
Do you know how diarrhea is common in families? Because it runs in your genes.
Quit making those progeria jokes. They get old very quickly.
Your mama is so old that she forgot her donkey on Noah's Ark.
What did John say after someone shot his leg?
Oof!
What is a "dad?"
I can see your cameltoe, you nasty thot!
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a soda can?
He was lucky it was a soft drink!
What did the skeleton say before dinner? "Bone appetit." His whole family found that humerus.
What's red and bad for your teeth?
A brick.
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
He was outstanding in his field!
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 Victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
The inmates are yelling 12...12...12... in the courtyard.
A man walking by is interested why the keep chanting 12...12...12... so he sticks his head through the fence and the inmate poked the man in the eye.
Moment later they start chanting 13...13...13...
What is the definition of GAY?
Thunwa :D
What do you call an Autistic kid?
A work of Daniel.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Q: How do you make a door cry?
A: Twist its knob.
Q: How do you make a pool table laugh?
A: Tickle its balls.
Why am I naughty?
Because I want to be....
What do you call a bitch?
You call it a female dog.