Why was 6 scared of 7?
Answer: Because 7 8 9.
So many of these jokes are unoriginal, and you guys need to step up your game.
Any joke can be funny with the right delivery. Except abortion jokes, because there is no delivery.
What did one traffic light say to the other?
"Stop looking, I am changing."
What is green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Poker Face.