In Africa, in every 60 seconds, a minute passes.
Minutes Jokes
My midget landlord told me to pack my things up and that I've got 30 minutes to get out. That's short notice!
Chuck Norris can make 5 minute frosting in 4 minutes.
Little Natalie was playing with matches. Her mother caught her, took them, whupped her, and told her never to play with matches again.
A few minutes later, Little Natalie was playing with matches again. The curtains caught fire, and the house burned down.
Another few minutes later, when she and her mother were sitting at their neighbors', her mother told her: "If you think I gave you a whupping, wait till your father gets home!"
Little Natalie just cackled with delight because she knew her father had gotten home earlier and gone upstairs to take a nap.
When I go to bed, my mother comes in ten minutes later with a brick and beats me with it.
Yo momma's so stupid, she took a shower for 20 minutes after she heard a DIRTY JOKE!
Yo mama is so stupid it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.
What does Bill say to Hillary after sex? -- "Honey, I'll be home in 20 minutes."
