Minutes jokes
One day a teacher stands up in front of her class and asks if anyone in the class is an idiot, and says that if there is one, then he/she should stand up.
After a minute, a boy stands up.
The teacher then asks the boy if he actually thinks he's an idiot.
The boy says, "No, I just didn't want to see you standing there all by yourself."
In Africa, in every 60 seconds, a minute passes.
My midget landlord told me to pack my things up and that I've got 30 minutes to get out. That's short notice!
Chuck Norris can make 5 minute frosting in 4 minutes.
Little Natalie was playing with matches. Her mother caught her, took them, whupped her, and told her never to play with matches again.
A few minutes later, Little Natalie was playing with matches again. The curtains caught fire, and the house burned down.
Another few minutes later, when she and her mother were sitting at their neighbors', her mother told her: "If you think I gave you a whupping, wait till your father gets home!"
Little Natalie just cackled with delight because she knew her father had gotten home earlier and gone upstairs to take a nap.
When I go to bed, my mother comes in ten minutes later with a brick and beats me with it.
Yo momma's so stupid, she took a shower for 20 minutes after she heard a DIRTY JOKE!
Yo mama is so stupid it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.
What does Bill say to Hillary after sex? -- "Honey, I'll be home in 20 minutes."