if you play minecraft: your dog is still waiting for you in the world you made along time ago.
I would like to make a minecraft joke...
It would be to Plain
Stephen Hawking is just in a role play he died to a crash in minecraft
What did the llama say when the villagers said that he had to leave the village
All pac my bags
Friend: Why do you like Minecraft so much? Me: Because I love miners!
Me: hey friend!
Friend: yes?
Me: What is the missing sense? Seeing, Smelling, _, Tasting, Hearing.
Friend: Touch
Me: what do u spawn on Minecraft always (jk only 99.99pursent)
Friend: Grass
Me: And you get?
Friend: Touch grass
Whats the twin towers favorite minecraft biome? A plains biome
You know you have twisted humour when you crack a smile when a minecraft farmer says he separates the white sheep from the coloured ones
