What is the difference between an emo kid and a jug of milk?
The milk doesn't hang itself after it gets dumped.
Why does a orphanage have any milk because dad never came back with the milk
What do the orphans eat there cereal with water?
Because there dad never came back with the milk
Technoblade should have drank milk, would have gotten rid of all his status effects!
why did the mailman come to the house? To come back with the milk
How did the cookie 🍪 feel when he was dunked in milk?
Batter
What's the difference between refrigerator and a gay person... It don't moan when u put milk inside
What did the cow say? Moo
How did the orphan lose its parents?
It’s parents never came back from getting milk.
Who did the cow 🐄 want to hang with?
The udders
Me: Do you take milk before cereal, or cereal before milk?
The adult person I asked: cereal?
Me: I take the bowl first! What do you do? Do you just pour everything on the table and then eat it?
The person: yes
Me: WHAT?!!!??!!
why do orphans not know if their lactose and tolerant because their dad never came back with milk