Milk

Milk Jokes

What is the difference between an emo kid and a jug of milk?

The milk doesn't hang itself after it gets dumped.

Why do orphans eat cereal with water?

Because their dad left and never came back home with the milk.

Why did the orphan water with his cerial instead of milk?

Their dad never came back with the milk

Me: Do you take milk before cereal, or cereal before milk?

The adult person I asked: cereal?

Me: I take the bowl first! What do you do? Do you just pour everything on the table and then eat it?

The person: yes

Me: WHAT?!!!??!!