Which branch of the military accepts toddlers? The infantry.
what do you cal an autistic kid with a gun? special forces
What do you call a wheelchair person with a gun? Special ops
My friend was in Afghanistan when he saw someone got shot and then they bumbed him know he called them the talkwakers
What is an army members top drink?
WARter
why does the military pick orphans as fighter pilots?
Because homing missiles don't work on them.
Why does the United States have such a good military? Because they learn to dodge bullets in school.
If you ever feel useless... Just remember that If you ever feel useless...
Just remember that it took the US 4 presidents, Trillions of dollars, thousands of lives, and 20 years to replace the Taliban with...
the Taliban
bro ww2 was jus a joke
I called a suicide hotline in Iraq...They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck
America: "WE NEED MORE AMMO!" Japan: "We are the ammo."
Terrorist, that’s a little strong. We call them private militaries
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A TANK
Q - What does Pakistan love to do with India when they go to war? A - Surrender their 93,000 soldiers.
What hates socialism but still uses roads, police and says they support the military? Dumb right wingers
What do you call a Russian rifle that went 1 rank down?
An AK-46.
Q: What do you call 6 gay men in the army
A: Rainbow six seege
what do u call a war dodo named bob in ww2 and he came from mars , BRUNO MARS
Drop me in afghanistan with a dodge challenger super stock, a mexican named jose, a 6 pack of dr.pepper, a golden scar, a pack of chimichangas and a M4A1 and ill have the taliban saying the pledge of allegence in 4 hours.
My grandpa died during world war II. He was the best concentration camp guard they have every seen. RIP.
