What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite holiday? 4th of July when they set off fireworks.
What did Michael Jackson find on his bed?
Billie's Jeans.
What did the mother say to Michael J. on the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but you're in my son!"
Michael Jackson goes to his favorite bakery and says to the workers, "This is my favorite baker, hehe."
So, I met Michael Jackson before he died. He dragged me to his bed.
Why did Michael Jackson go to the movies? He saw there was minor nudity.
Yo mama is so ugly, she gave Michael Myers nightmares.
Why does Michael Jackson like to play golf?
He likes to hit small white balls.
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pizza topping? Pepperon-he-he.
Normal people: I'm my own nationality.
Michael Jackson: Click here to change nationality.
What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler?.... Micheal Phelps can finish a race
What do you call a female Michael Jackson? She she.
How did Michael Jackson die?
Because he danced like a zombie!
Michael Vick is coming to town, hide your dogs!
what do micheal jackson and a plastic bag have in common
they both are plastic and like kids
What are Michael Jackson’s favorite universities?
Brigham Young and Boise State.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?
Nothing because he's dead.
Your hairline is so screwed that Michael Jackson can't even moonwalk to your hairline.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite button?
Light mode.
