Micheal

Micheal jokes

Firework

What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite holiday? 4th of July when they set off fireworks.

Baker

Michael Jackson goes to his favorite bakery and says to the workers, "This is my favorite baker, hehe."

Son

What did the mother say to Michael J. on the beach?

"Excuse me sir, but you're in my son!"

Micheal Jackson

What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag?

One is plastic and dangerous for children to play with, the other is used for carrying groceries.

Hobby

What's Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?

Nothing because he's dead.

Actor

Actor 1: "I'm Michael with a b and I hate insects."

Actor 2: "Where's the b?"

Actor 1: "THERE'S A BEE???????????!!!!!!!!!!!????????!!!!!"

Bed

So, I met Michael Jackson before he died. He dragged me to his bed.

People

Normal people: I'm my own nationality.

Michael Jackson: Click here to change nationality.

Hairline

Your hairline is so screwed that Michael Jackson can't even moonwalk to your hairline.

Orphan

Name one person who would take an orphan?

Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.

Difference

What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler?...

Michael Phelps can finish a race.