Micheal jokes
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite holiday? 4th of July when they set off fireworks.
Why does Michael Jackson like to shop at Walmart?
Little boys' pants are half off!
What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag?
One is plastic and dangerous for children to play with, the other is used for carrying groceries.
What did the mother say to Michael J. on the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but you're in my son!"
Michael Jackson goes to his favorite bakery and says to the workers, "This is my favorite baker, hehe."
What is Michael Jackson's favorite button?
Light mode.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?
Nothing because he's dead.
Actor 1: "I'm Michael with a b and I hate insects."
Actor 2: "Where's the b?"
Actor 1: "THERE'S A BEE???????????!!!!!!!!!!!????????!!!!!"
So, I met Michael Jackson before he died. He dragged me to his bed.
Why did Michael Jackson go to the movies? He saw there was minor nudity.
What do you call a female Michael Jackson? She she.
What did Michael Jackson find on his bed?
Billie's Jeans.
Normal people: I'm my own nationality.
Michael Jackson: Click here to change nationality.
What do Michael Jackson and a plastic bag have in common?
They both are plastic and like kids.
What are Michael Jackson’s favorite universities?
Brigham Young and Boise State.
How did Michael Jackson die?
Because he danced like a zombie!
Your hairline is so screwed that Michael Jackson can't even moonwalk to your hairline.
Yo mama is so ugly, she gave Michael Myers nightmares.
Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.
What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler?...
Michael Phelps can finish a race.