Micheal jokes

What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag?

One is plastic and dangerous for children to play with, the other is used for carrying groceries.

What does Micheal Jackson and a rock have in common?

They are both hard.

I never touched kids, just women, but since I was famous, they were fine with it.

What did Michael Jackson say to the child sitting on him?

“Just beat it! Just beat it!”

Michael Jackson's nose is so steep, it can be a ski ramp.

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and my uncle? Nothing, they both steal children.