Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.
Why did Michael Jackson run?
Because he lost his glove.
Me: Looks like a girl, sure as h3ll I don't sound like one.
Michael Jackson: Looks like a boy, sure as h3ll don't sound like one.
That [is] what we have i[n] commen, but if you mix up my gender I won't give a F about it. Michael Jackson not so much : )
Why can't Michael Jackson play baseball?
He made a hit and run!
He he, that's MJ's pronouns.
23 is Michael Jordan's.
Fake news is Trump's.
