What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? One's made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries.
What's harder than steel? Michael Jackson at a playground.
What do Michael Jackson and math have in common? They are both hard for kids.
What does Michael Jackson do with his meat? "Just beat it". His song btw lol.
What did Michael Jackson say to the child sitting on him?
“Just beat it! Just beat it!”
Why did Michael Jackson get away with it? Because he's a smooth criminal.
Michael Jackson and Tonya Harding got together back in the day for a horse racing venture. Tonya says, "I'll handle the handicapping, you go ride the 3-year-olds."
Michael Jackson so white, I turned blind.
Book on Michael Jackson: Issued black; returned white.
POV: Someone stole Michael Jackson's baby: "He he stole my bab(y), he he."
What do Michael Jackson and Tesco carrier bags have in common? They’re both made out of plastic and harmful to children.
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and my uncle? Nothing, they both steal children.
What does Micheal Jackson and a rock have in common?
They are both hard.
What is Michael Jackson’s favorite song? “Little Drummer Boy.”
What's the difference between a rubber and Michael Jackson? Nothing, kids touch them both.
Why does Michael Jackson like to shop at Walmart?
Little boys' pants are half off!
Actor 1: "I'm Michael with a b and I hate insects."
Actor 2: "Where's the b?"
Actor 1: "THERE'S A BEE???????????!!!!!!!!!!!????????!!!!!"
What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One is plastic and dangerous for children to play with, the other is used for carrying groceries.
Michael Jackson's nose is so steep, it can be a ski ramp.
What did the woman say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, sir, you're in my son."
