Micheal jokes
I never touched kids, just women, but since I was famous, they were fine with it.
What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag?
One is plastic and dangerous for children to play with, the other is used for carrying groceries.
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and my uncle? Nothing, they both steal children.
my cats dunking on Micheal Jordan
What does Micheal Jackson and a rock have in common?
They are both hard.
What did Michael Jackson say to the child sitting on him?
“Just beat it! Just beat it!”
Michael is gay and sucks cock.
What did Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson have in common?: (What *didn't* they have in common)
Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces.
Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while he was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.
They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.
Actor 1: "I'm Michael with a b and I hate insects."
Actor 2: "Where's the b?"
Actor 1: "THERE'S A BEE???????????!!!!!!!!!!!????????!!!!!"
Given that it's a major guarantee that little boys' underwear will be half off at Kmart thanks to the blue light specials, now you know why Michael Jackson likes to loiter around the store all day long.
Michael Jackson's nose is so steep, it can be a ski ramp.
