Michael jokes
When Michael Jackson died, people melted him down into Lego pieces so that little kids could play with him instead.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite planet? Uranus.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite poker hand?
Jacks and 5.
Used to laugh at Michael Jackson for wearing gloves and a mask...
Yet here I am, stuck at home in this COVID-19 "Thriller," beating it...
Michael Jackson has done something no one has ever done before. I'm not talking about his record sales or tickets sold.
I'm talking about being born a black man and dying a white woman. Incredible!
Memes
What was Michael Jackson's answer to the parents of the little boys who were left with him when asked why does he do it that way? Tell them that it's human nature.
What was one phrase Michael Jackson said to a boy in his bed? Baby, be mine.
What does Michael Jackson get high on? A little crack.
What do parents tell little boys to make them behave?
"Be good, or when you're asleep, Michael Jackson will get you!"
In memory of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as various places, is introducing the Jackson Dog. A 50 year old sausage between a 9 year old bun.
Nobody:
Michael Jackson: giving kids a free cream pie.
Imagine Michael Jackson having kids? Would they come out Black or white or plastic?
What's Pee-Wee Herman's favorite Michael Jackson song?
Beat It.
What does Michael Jackson and Jeffery Dahmer have in common?
They both enjoy kids' company.
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and my uncle? Nothing, they both steal children.
Why was Michael Jackson kicked out of boy scouts? He was up to a pack a day!
Me: Now I know why Michael Jackson turned white.
The police: You finally figured it out.
Michael Jackson goes to the doctor.
Michael Jackson: "Help, doctor, I've been shot!" Doctor: "I can't fix that, but I can change your skin color so it doesn't happen again."
Why did Michael Jackson go to jail? He was feeling a little Randy.
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he doesn't know if he is black or white.