What plae has more boys than the catholic church? Michael Jackson's bedroom
When Michael Jackson died people melted him down into lego pieces so that little kids could play with him instead.
Did you guys see on the news where they arrested that pervert at the Michaels Crafts store?? He was running around completely naked and had sprinkled glitter all over his testicles. I guess it was pretty nuts.
Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while we was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.
They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.
In honor of Michael Jackson, Starbucks is introducing the Jackson Latte'. It's 50 year old coffee, with 8 year old cream. Get it while supplies last
Why did Michael Jackson go to jail? He was feeling a little Randy
Michael Jackson goes to the doctor
Michael Jackson: Help doctor I've been shot. Doctor: I cant fix that but I can change your skin color so it doesn't happen again
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess because he doesn't know if he is black or white
Why does Michael Jackson do positions with kids in Photos because they won’t do the same for him
Your forehead so big that Michael Jackson could moonwalk across that b*tch
What did Mickey mouse, and Michael Jackson have in common? : (What don't they have in common) Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces,
what's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag ones plastic and dangerous to play with the other is to carry groceries.
used to laugh at Michael Jackson for wearing gloves and a mask.....
Yet here i am, stuck at home in this covid19 Thriller, Beating it.....
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite poker hand? Jacks and 5.
What was Michael Jackson's answer to the parents of the little boys who were left with him when asked why does he do it that way? Tell them that it's human nature
what does michael jackson get hicgh on? A LITTLE CRACK
Q: What's black, white and red all over? A: A blushing zebra? No michael jackson after a pepsi advert.
You heard that Michael Jackson autopsy reports showed he died of food poisoning? It’s because he ate some 8 year old nuts.
What do you call being run over by Michael Jackson?
Being hit by... Being struck by... A smooth criminal
What did Santa Claus brought Michael Jackson for Christmas ? His elf’s 😂😂😂
