Michael jokes
POV: Someone stole Michael Jackson's baby: "He he stole my bab(y), he he."
What is Michael Jackson's favorite planet? Uranus.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite poker hand?
Jacks and 5.
Used to laugh at Michael Jackson for wearing gloves and a mask...
Yet here I am, stuck at home in this COVID-19 "Thriller," beating it...
Michael Jackson has done something no one has ever done before. I'm not talking about his record sales or tickets sold.
I'm talking about being born a black man and dying a white woman. Incredible!
Q. What does Michael Jackson get his sex partners as a gift?
A. Crayons.
Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein walk into a bar. But a few minutes later, they would walk out, because you have to be 21+. No room for those two.
What was Michael Jackson's answer to the parents of the little boys who were left with him when asked why does he do it that way? Tell them that it's human nature.
When Michael Jackson was taken to the hospital, immediately the maternity ward was put on lockdown.
What does Michael Jackson get high on? A little crack.
What do parents tell little boys to make them behave?
"Be good, or when you're asleep, Michael Jackson will get you!"
What was one phrase Michael Jackson said to a boy in his bed? Baby, be mine.
Why was Michael Jackson kicked out of boy scouts? He was up to a pack a day!
In memory of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as various places, is introducing the Jackson Dog. A 50 year old sausage between a 9 year old bun.
Nobody:
Michael Jackson: giving kids a free cream pie.
The time when Michael Jackson came in his pajamas during the trial. Whether or not it was because he saw a 7-year-old boy has yet to be determined.
Imagine Michael Jackson having kids? Would they come out Black or white or plastic?
Did you guys see on the news where they arrested that pervert at the Michaels Crafts store?
He was running around completely naked and had sprinkled glitter all over his testicles. I guess it was pretty nuts.
What does Michael Jackson and Jeffery Dahmer have in common?
They both enjoy kids' company.
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and my uncle? Nothing, they both steal children.