Michael Jackson Jokes

Anyone can do a Michael Jackson impression all you need is a small boy who can keep a secret.

Big tings

How you know it’s her time in mjs house ? When the big hand touches the little hand


What time is bed time at Michael Jackson’s house? When the big hand touches the little hand


why dose Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess? he cant choose between black or white.

Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning, he ate 12 year old nuts and a 13 year old wiener


Normal people: I’m my own nationality.

Micheal Jackson: Click here to change nationality

youer mom

you and jason in youer bed

Ur mum is Michael Jackson xx

Why did Michael Jackson dangle his baby out the window? He was airing his blanket.

Victor Greywolf

What is Michael Jackson’s favroite game? Jacks. Why? He loved to play with the little balls.


What’s white and comes in little cans

Michael Jackson


Why was Michael Jackson at Kmart?

He heard they had little boys pants 1/2 off


On a scale of 1-10, how old was Michael Jackson’s last boyfriend?

in Shooting

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a dead pedophile. Nothing.

Victor Greywolf

What does Michael Jackson ask little boys before going to bed? Are you sleeping?

Victor Greywolf

In memory of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as various places is introducing the Jackson Dog. A 50 year old sausage between 9 year old bun

Victor Greywolf

In honor of Michael Jackson, Starbucks is introducing the Jackson Latte’. It’s 50 year old coffee, with 8 year old cream. Get it while supplies last

What did michael jackson say to the kid on his lap? Just beat it, just beat it

Refried beans

Did you know that McDonalds made a Michael Jackson burger? It’s a 50 year old piece of meat in a 12 year old bun.