Anyone can do a Michael Jackson impression all you need is a small boy who can keep a secret.
How you know it’s her time in mjs house ? When the big hand touches the little hand
What time is bed time at Michael Jackson’s house? When the big hand touches the little hand
why dose Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess? he cant choose between black or white.
Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning, he ate 12 year old nuts and a 13 year old wiener
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you and jason in youer bed
Why did Michael Jackson dangle his baby out the window? He was airing his blanket.
What is Michael Jackson’s favroite game? Jacks. Why? He loved to play with the little balls.
What’s white and comes in little cans
Why was Michael Jackson at Kmart?
He heard they had little boys pants 1/2 off
On a scale of 1-10, how old was Michael Jackson’s last boyfriend?
Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a dead pedophile. Nothing.
What does Michael Jackson ask little boys before going to bed? Are you sleeping?
In memory of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as various places is introducing the Jackson Dog. A 50 year old sausage between 9 year old bun
In honor of Michael Jackson, Starbucks is introducing the Jackson Latte’. It’s 50 year old coffee, with 8 year old cream. Get it while supplies last
Did you know that McDonalds made a Michael Jackson burger? It’s a 50 year old piece of meat in a 12 year old bun.