Mexican

Mexican Jokes

Magician

A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of three. He says, "uno, dos..." and poof! He disappears without a tres.

Board

They have blackboards and whiteboards, but what happened to Mexicanboards?

House

What did the Mexican man say when his house fell on him?

"Get off me homes."

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  • Stereotype

    A Lew runs into a wall, what does he break? His Nose.

    A Mexican runs into a wall, what does he break? His lawn mower.

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  • Cocktail

    The Trump cocktail. Take a large glass and fill it with an ounce of everything behind the bar. Top it with whipped cream and a cherry. Now for the hard part: finding a Mexican to pay for it.

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  • Wall

    When China built the Great Wall, the Mongols invaded them and founded the Yuan dynasty. With Trump building his wall, will the Mexicans invade the US and found the Juan dynasty?

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  • Sex

    What do you call two Mexicans having sex? 50 Shades of Brown.

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  • Border

    Why don't Mexicans cross the border in groups of 3? Cause the sign says "No Trespassing."

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  • Green Card

    Why do people not play Uno with Mexicans? Because they are always stealing the green cards.