What kind of cars do mexicans drive? A Juanda
What did the Mexican man say when his house fell on him?
Get off me homes.
A Lew runs into a wall what does he break? His Nose
A Mexican runs into a wall what does he break? His lawn Mower
The Trump cocktail. Take a large glass and fill it with an ounce of everything behind the bar. Top it with whipped cream and a cherry. Now for the hard part: finding a Mexican to pay for it.
When China built the Great Wall, the Mongols invaded them and founded the Yuan dynasty. With Trump building his wall, will the Mexicans invade the US and found the Juan dynasty?
What do you call two Mexicans having sex? 50-shades of brown.
What is a Mexican favorite type of dog.A Chihuahua
Q: What do you call it when four Mexicans drown in quicksand? A: Cuatro Cinco
Why don't mexicans cross the border in groups of 3? Cause the sign says "No Trespassing"
Society
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?
- Carlos.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball Juan on juan
Why do people not play uno with Mexicans... because they are always stealing the green cards
What's the difference between a Mexican and a book The book has papers
Why does Mexico never hold the Olympics? Because everyone that can run, jump, and swim is already out of the country.
What do you call a pessimistic Mexican?
A Mexican't.
I'm Gay
How do Mexicans feel about Trump's wall? -- They'll get over it.
How's Donald Trump going to get rid of all the Mexicans? -- Juan by Juan.
Why do Mexicans always cross the border in twos? -- Because the sign says No Tres passing.
