Metaphor jokes
I'm not saying you're annoying.
But if a yeast infection were a person, it would be you.
Life is like a box of chocolates, they f*cking melt :)
Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end, the faster it goes, and everyone is trying to shit on ya.
Me: What's that sound?
Ex: What?
Me: Oh, it's the elevator going up. BYEEEE see you on another level!
I may not be the brightest candle on the cake, but you can still blow me.
Oh my gods they’re watching us oh my god
Community talk
oh you're stepping on my left foot its hurting but thats okay, cos im... in your wayy....
On maps, Cuba is crocodile-shaped, but when I look at a flat paper outline, I cannot see the beautiful farm on the crocodile’s belly. I can’t find the palm trees, or bright coral beaches where flying fish leap, gleaming like rainbows.
end of part 3start of part 4 Box startsSometimes, I feel like a rolling wave of the sea, a wave that can only belong in between the two solid shores.
Sometimes, I feel like a bridge, or a storm.
Once upon a time a site very much not far away had like a lot of people. Then some stuff happened and now it's like 6 feet under