Metaphor jokes
Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end, the faster it goes, and everyone is trying to shit on ya.
Me: What's that sound?
Ex: What?
Me: Oh, it's the elevator going up. BYEEEE see you on another level!
I may not be the brightest candle on the cake, but you can still blow me.
Oh my gods they’re watching us oh my god
Community talk
guys do we have buttcracks cus someone took a slice of our cake?
How the gun barrel kissed my forehead❤❤❤
Once upon a time there was a small town. It was a town full of laughter. Full of love. Full of a sense of strong connection. Though it had a small population, the sense of community was great. Yeah, I'm too bored to continue the metaphorical story. You can probably guess what the story was about.