Mental Health jokes
To whoever stole my antidepressants, I hope you are happy now.
A guy goes to see his psychiatrist dressed only in bubble wrap. When he gets there, he asked the psych, "Can you please help me?"
The psych says, "No, I'm sorry, I can clearly see your nuts."
Depressed person: *chokes on food*
*involuntary coughs until they can breathe*
"AWWW! I failed the race!"
Depression :)
I thought today was going to be a good day when I woke up this morning. But then I got to the store and they said they were out of rope.
Suicidal people are groundbreaking.
Looks like depression got the best of me! Don’t worry, I’m already going under.
What's a depressed person's least favorite type of cereal?
LIFE.
What did I say to the bridge?
Bye, bridge.
How do you get the depressed kid out of the tree? You cut the rope.
Why do depressed people want to kill themselves?
To be loved on the news show for 10 minutes.
Can all the hot, depressed, suicidal guys just text me so we can meet up and cry together about how depressed we are. For real.
People keep telling me that I should stop making sh jokes... bro it's not that deep.
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
What would fall out of a tree first, a depressed person or a feather?
Answer: The feather wouldn't. The rope would stop the person from falling all the way.
Phone: YEETED.
TikTok: DELETED.
Therapy: NEEDED.
Wife: BEATED.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
Suicide squad.
A patient walked into a psychiatrist's office last week wrapped in nothing but Saran Wrap. The psychiatrist said, "I can clearly see your nuts."
I threw a lamp at a depressed kid. I was just trying to brighten up his day.
What sits on the seabed and has anxiety? A nervous wreck.