Mental Health Jokes

How do you get the depressed kid out of the tree? You cut the rope.

What’s the worst thing about being suicidal?

The school shooter will always spare you.

How to get rid of your depression:

1. Stop self-pitying.

2. Realize you can't.

3. Fucking deal with it.

You're welcome.

A leaf and an emo are both falling from a tree.

Which one hits the ground first?

The leaf, the emo got caught by a rope.

What do you call a flat emo kid?

A cutting board.

My work here is done.

The image says "Be kind to yourself because..." followed by six reasons to be kind to yourself: 1. No one will ever be kind to you as much as you will be to yourself. 2. You deserve to receive all the kindness back in the world that you give out. 3. Being kind to yourself will add up to your self love and value and you will end up feeling much better than you did before. 4. It is a form of respecting and accepting yourself for who you are which can also encourage you to become more than you are. 5. It will expand your inner beauty which will shine on the outside. 6. Kindness makes your world and the world around you better.

What do you call a group of Emos?

Suicide squad.

What do you do when you run out of lines on your book?

You look at the emo girl and say, "Hey, can I borrow your arm?"

I called a suicide hotline in Iraq... They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

Sometimes a depressed person is antidepression.

Hey, y'all, I just wanna say thanks to Gwen on here. She writes jokes, and she got me through a lot xx.

Suicide: Turning one's biology into complex organic chemistry.

Your life literally is as valuable as a summer ant. I'm just gonna stomp you, you're gonna keep coming back, I'm gonna seal up all my cracks, you're gonna keep coming back, why? Cause you keep smelling the syrup, you worthless bitchass nlgga! You're gonna stay on my dick until you die. You serve no purpose in life, your purpose in life is to be on my stream sucking on my dick daily. Your purpose in life is to be in that chat blowing a dick daily. Your life is nothing, you serve ZERO purpose. You should kill yourself, NOW! And give somebody else a piece of that oxygen and ozone layer that's covered up so we can breathe inside this blue trapped bubble. Cause what are you here for? To worship me? Kill yourself! I mean that with a hundred percent with a thousand percent.