Mental Health jokes
What do you call a group of emos about to jump off a bridge? Suicide Squad.
What’s an Emo’s favorite exercise?
The dead hang.
Why does the orphan commit suicide to join the other side to see their parents?
Emo girls are bad, but what's worse? Cutting yourself.
There are painkillers, but they only relieve physical pain. I wish something could relieve my internal pain.
If you take an emo kid grocery shopping.
You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
I didn't mean to call an Afghanistan hotline. I told them I was depressed, then they asked if I know how to drive a truck. I don't know how that has anything to do with it!
My parents telling me: "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger."
Me upset about my suicide attempt doesn't succeed.
When I called the suicidal hotline in Iraq, they asked if I could drive the car.
How do you get the depressed kid out of the tree? You cut the rope.
We are all just suicidal kids telling other kids not to do it.
What’s the worst thing about being suicidal?
The school shooter will always spare you.
How to get rid of your depression:
1. Stop self-pitying.
2. Realize you can't.
3. Fucking deal with it.
You're welcome.
My arm has a different texture than the rest of me, lol.
How do you start a dance party?
Go into the PTSD ward of an insane asylum and set off fireworks and watch the magic unfold.
A leaf and an emo are both falling from a tree.
Which one hits the ground first?
The leaf, the emo got caught by a rope.
What do you call a flat emo kid?
A cutting board.
What’s a depressed kid’s favorite game? Hangman.
What do you call a group of Emos?
Suicide squad.
I called a suicide hotline in Iraq... They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.