Mental Health jokes

Depression sucks, and so do you.

🗣: "Stop making suicide jokes!"

"Don't worry bro, I'll end it soon."

What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?

Nothing, they both hang.

Yeah man! Life is wonderful! But, when you realize all of the ones you loved were fake.

And when you die, does your online friends notice? How will they notice? Or will they ever notice? Is 13 age too young for dying? Am I just paranoid? I'm scared.

Why did one emo say to the other?

"I like your cuts, G."

My ceiling fan isn't the only thing that's going to be hanging tonight.

A kid went and got a haircut. The day after, he went to school, and a friend says, "I like your cut." He replies, "Which one?"

Why can't emos stand in chairs?

Because they never get down.

Things I would’ve missed if my suicide attempt didn’t fail in 2020.

My attempt in 2021.

And my attempt this year.

Emos do take shots of themselves... not with a camera, though.

When you suffer from depression and someone tells you to just cheer up, god damn, why didn't I think of that?

What's overcrowded and uncomfortable?

My mind.

What side of the sidewalk do crazy people walk on? The psych-o-path.

I have OCD and ADD, so everything has to be perfect... but not for very long.

How do you get a depressed person out of a tree?

You cut the rope.

I can't fake the smile for long, as there is weight hanging at both of its ends called depression.

When somebody says they're depressed (by over-romanticizing their so-called problems) but can't be by your side when you are at your lowest.

Then you know they're faking depression. 🙂

If you know it, you know it.

What do you call a group of depressed people? The Suicide Squad.

Depressed procrastinators feel like they wanna kill themselves sometime soon.

What does an apple have in common with an emo kid?

Answer: They both hang.