Mental Health jokes

A kid went and got a haircut. The day after, he went to school, and a friend says, "I like your cut." He replies, "Which one?"

Why did one emo say to the other?

"I like your cuts, G."

What do emo kids like to smoke?

"Marjuanakillmyself."

I threw a lamp at a depressed kid and tried to brighten up his day.

I threw a lamp at a depressed kid. I was just trying to brighten up his day.

Don't ever tell somebody depressed to try again.

How do you get a depressed kid out of a tree? You cut the rope.

Why can't emos have ADD?

'Cause they are already scatter-brained.

What falls first from a tree, an apple or an emo?

The apple... the emo just hangs there.

Just because you‘re suicidal, you don‘t have to be a quitter.

Wait, actually.

What in the world jumps the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.

Why are emo jokes so infamous?

Because they cut deep.

If you have an emo kid army, they'll kill themselves before they get to the field.

What's something a depressed person can do that a regular person can't?

The depressed person can scan themself.

When somebody says they're depressed (by over-romanticizing their so-called problems) but can't be by your side when you are at your lowest.

Then you know they're faking depression. 🙂

If you know it, you know it.

I wish the grass outside of my house was emo, because it would cut itself.

What side of the sidewalk do crazy people walk on? The psych-o-path.

I have OCD and ADD, so everything has to be perfect... but not for very long.

Girlfriend: "Would you still love me if I was a figment of your imagination?"

My schizophrenic ass: Of course I would.

What does a depressed person and a chicken have in common? They both try to fly.