Mental Health jokes

How do you get a depressed person out of a tree?

You cut the rope.

Depressed procrastinators feel like they wanna kill themselves sometime soon.

What does an apple have in common with an emo kid?

Answer: They both hang.

What do you call a depressed person's life?

At this point, nonexistent.

Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.

What did the suicidal guy say to his audience?

What did the suicidal guy say to his audience?

What do you call a group of depressed people? The Suicide Squad.

I chucked a lamp and a depressed kid, hoping it would brighten up his day.

Hey, are you suicide? 'Cause I dream of you every day! <3

🗣: "Stop making suicide jokes!"

"Don't worry bro, I'll end it soon."

Depression sucks, and so do you.

Yeah man! Life is wonderful! But, when you realize all of the ones you loved were fake.

And when you die, does your online friends notice? How will they notice? Or will they ever notice? Is 13 age too young for dying? Am I just paranoid? I'm scared.

What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?

Nothing, they both hang.

Why did one emo say to the other?

"I like your cuts, G."

My ceiling fan isn't the only thing that's going to be hanging tonight.

Why can't emos stand in chairs?

Because they never get down.

A kid went and got a haircut. The day after, he went to school, and a friend says, "I like your cut." He replies, "Which one?"

Emos do take shots of themselves... not with a camera, though.

What's overcrowded and uncomfortable?

My mind.

Things I would’ve missed if my suicide attempt didn’t fail in 2020.

My attempt in 2021.

And my attempt this year.