Mental Health jokes
🗣: "Stop making suicide jokes!"
"Don't worry bro, I'll end it soon."
What in the world jumps the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Suicide.
Suicide who?
Suicide you.
What do emo kids like to smoke?
"Marjuanakillmyself."
Girlfriend: "Would you still love me if I was a figment of your imagination?"
My schizophrenic ass: Of course I would.
Don't ever tell somebody depressed to try again.
How do you get a depressed kid out of a tree? You cut the rope.
What does a depressed person and a chicken have in common? They both try to fly.
I threw a lamp at a depressed kid and tried to brighten up his day.
People wear chokers, and I'm a choker too, because I tried to choke myself 6 times.
What did I say to the bridge?
Bye, bridge.
Hey, people don't fly with suicide jokes.
In fact, they hang with them!
What do you call a group of depressed people? The Suicide Squad.
Depressed procrastinators feel like they wanna kill themselves sometime soon.
What does an apple have in common with an emo kid?
Answer: They both hang.
What do you call a depressed person's life?
At this point, nonexistent.
What did the suicidal guy say to his audience?
What did the suicidal guy say to his audience?
Why can't emos stand in chairs?
Because they never get down.
Yeah man! Life is wonderful! But, when you realize all of the ones you loved were fake.
And when you die, does your online friends notice? How will they notice? Or will they ever notice? Is 13 age too young for dying? Am I just paranoid? I'm scared.
A kid went and got a haircut. The day after, he went to school, and a friend says, "I like your cut." He replies, "Which one?"