🗣: "Stop making suicide jokes!"
"Don't worry bro, I'll end it soon."
Depression sucks, and so do you.
I chucked a lamp and a depressed kid, hoping it would brighten up his day.
What does an apple have in common with an emo kid?
Answer: They both hang.
What do you call a depressed person's life?
At this point, nonexistent.
What in the world jumps the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
Why can't emos have ADD?
'Cause they are already scatter-brained.
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
Because they cut deep.
What do you call a group of depressed people? The Suicide Squad.
Depressed procrastinators feel like they wanna kill themselves sometime soon.
If you have an emo kid army, they'll kill themselves before they get to the field.
What did the suicidal guy say to his audience?
What did the suicidal guy say to his audience?
I wish the grass outside of my house was emo, because it would cut itself.
How do you get a depressed person out of a tree?
You cut the rope.
I can't fake the smile for long, as there is weight hanging at both of its ends called depression.
When somebody says they're depressed (by over-romanticizing their so-called problems) but can't be by your side when you are at your lowest.
Then you know they're faking depression. 🙂
If you know it, you know it.
If an emo doesn't get better by Christmas, Santa's reindeer won't be the only thing jumping off roofs this year.
Call me a worn-out sweater because I’m hanging on by a thread.
That’s about to become a rope around my neck.
Hey, people don't fly with suicide jokes.
In fact, they hang with them!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Suicide.
Suicide who?
Suicide you.
