Mental Health jokes
To everyone saying, "Don't joke about suicide, it's not even funny to laugh about people dying." Do you think we have it easy? Have you ever thought these jokes were helping us to cope? Mind your own business and don't make assumptions on people you know nothing about, please and thanks.
If I don't find a reason to live soon, my ceiling fan isn't the only thing that's gonna be hanging from my ceiling.
How you feel when you slit yourself once: :(
How you feel when you slit yourself more than once: <:(
How you feel when you slit yourself everyday: *dead inside*
Why did you go depressed?
Because you’re you.
What do depressed people do when they’re bored?
They “Hang” Out.
what do you call an emo person who's not depressed?
dead.
You must be depression, because you make me want to kill myself ;)
What is an emo's favorite movie?
The Suicide Squad.
What makes a depressed kid happy? ..... A bridge.
Why was the depressed man happy in food-tech?
He got to cut himself.
Sometimes I wish my grass was depressed, then it would just cut itself.
I called the suicide hotline, and he suggested I draw on myself to distract myself.
I replied I'd get ink poisoning.
Wouldn't recommend, the police came.
A robber held up a depressed kid at gun point.
The depressed kid took the gun, and said, "I'll do it myself."
What do apples and depressed kids have in common?
They both hang on trees.
Why do emos cut their arms? Because they can't cut the rope.
Whoever took my anti-depressant pills,
I hope you're fucking happy.
🗣: "Stop making suicide jokes!"
"Don't worry bro, I'll end it soon."
How do you get a discount off groceries?
Scan the emo kid's wrists.
I think DJT has FTD.
Grew up playing Fruit Ninja on my iPad. Spent time with my online sister playing multiplayer.
Now I play it in school with an awesome small steel blade.
I’m not allowed my phone during school hours and I have to give it in at the start of the day...