Mental Health jokes
People wear chokers, and I'm a choker too, because I tried to choke myself 6 times.
Hey, people don't fly with suicide jokes.
In fact, they hang with them!
What do you call a depressed person's life?
At this point, nonexistent.
What does an apple have in common with an emo kid?
Answer: They both hang.
What do you call a group of depressed people? The Suicide Squad.
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
🗣: "Stop making suicide jokes!"
"Don't worry bro, I'll end it soon."
Hey, are you suicide? 'Cause I dream of you every day! <3
Depression sucks, and so do you.
I chucked a lamp and a depressed kid, hoping it would brighten up his day.
I have OCD and ADD, so everything has to be perfect... but not for very long.
I can't fake the smile for long, as there is weight hanging at both of its ends called depression.
What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?
Nothing, they both hang.
Yeah man! Life is wonderful! But, when you realize all of the ones you loved were fake.
And when you die, does your online friends notice? How will they notice? Or will they ever notice? Is 13 age too young for dying? Am I just paranoid? I'm scared.
What side of the sidewalk do crazy people walk on? The psych-o-path.
If you have an emo kid army, they'll kill themselves before they get to the field.
What did the suicidal guy say to his audience?
What did the suicidal guy say to his audience?
Depressed procrastinators feel like they wanna kill themselves sometime soon.
Things I would’ve missed if my suicide attempt didn’t fail in 2020.
My attempt in 2021.
And my attempt this year.
How do you get a depressed person out of a tree?
You cut the rope.