Mental Health jokes

When it's not just a phase and you kill yourself to prove it.

Someone asked me, "What are them scars on your arm?" I thought I was playing a violin.

I called the suicide hotline in Iraq. The person got excited and asked if I can drive a truck.

I'm a gay depressed person. Would that make me a happy unhappy person?

If you take an emo kid grocery shopping.

You get to scan their wrists for discounts!

I went to go hang out with the emo kids, but they already did.

If I die, does my depression die with me?

Government Briefing:

Joe Biden had a meeting with the cabinet today...

...He also spoke to the bookcase and argued with the desk.

I searched up self harm jokes, clean, but I couldn't find any :[

Roses are red, violets are blue, the last time people got depressed ended World War II.

Hey you, the person who's scrolling, I know you might have depression and some feel they can't talk to anyone about it, so in the comments please, if you need to talk to others, if you comment about it and say you need to talk to someone, I promise you that I will talk to you. You are not alone, and even though it seems it won't change and get better, it will, I promise.

Please no harsh comments toward each other.

My parents telling me: "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger."

Me upset about my suicide attempt doesn't succeed.

You know how in Pinocchio the French puppets have the thigh rings?

Well, I got them too! Only red and thinner.

What hit the ground first in a tree, a leaf or an emo kid?

The leaf, because an emo kid got a rope to save him!

What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice cuts, G!" (because they like to cut themselves).

A man went to a library and asked the librarian if they had any books on suicide.

She replied "Oh fuck off, you won't bring it back!"

Me- *crying in the shower*

Also me- *why is my toaster in here?*

There are so many things going through my head. Sadly, none of it is a 9mm.

Life is a try not to kill yourself challenge.

When you're sad, don't feel down about yourself. Break a leg, and you'll forget all about it.