Mental Health jokes
To anyone suffering from low self esteem:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UTymDoPOEnY
Are you going to jump? Can I jump with you?
My doctor prescribed a new drug to treat my depression.
It’s called Enditol.
Why do self-harmers "draw" on their arms?
Because everything they do is in vein.
Punchline: "Vain" sounds similar to "Vein".
Me, trying to interact with people: “Hey, are you a rope? Because I really wanna HANG with you.”
Person I’m talking to: *Pulling out phone to call suicide hotline* “haha what.”
Suicide Memes
There's nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.
What caused the Great Depression? A lack of comedians.
I'm a Model. My doctor asked me to make an acronym for POST because I post pictures on Instagram.
(Trying to) P-ut O-ff Suicidal T-houghts
Where do you find the best comedians?
In the funny farm!
More expresso, less depresso. Jk, let's all drink bleach cuz life is a bitch.
Suicide is never the answer.
Suicide is the question.
The answer is yes.
What's the best way to get an emo out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
How do you help a depressed kid face their fears... You count to 3 and say jump?
I sexually identify as kilometers per second.
Cuz I really wanna km/s (kill myself).
What side of the sidewalk do crazy people walk on? The psych-o-path.
Me: I have lost it.
Random: Lost what?
Me: My will to live.
Why was I stress eating on the train track?
To wait to get hit.
I constantly wonder how people can live happily ever after, but then I realized that antidepressants don't make you OD.
Depressed procrastinators feel like they wanna kill themselves sometime soon.
If a pregnant emo kills herself, is it murder-suicide?
Why was the depressed man happy in food-tech?
He got to cut himself.