Mental Health jokes
What do apples and depressed kids have in common?
They both hang on trees.
I'm going to draw a picture. A picture with a twist. I'll draw it with a razor blade. I'll draw it on my wrist.
Why can't depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home!
A serial killer was at my house and killed all my family but me. Why? I was in the living room.
What do sloths and depressed people have in common? They both hang off trees.
What is a group of depressed kids called? The suicide squad.
I hate people that hate life.
Me at the same time: Is cutting self at night.
*hides scars* *acts like I'm fine* hehe
What do sloths and depressed people have in common?
They both hang from the tree.
Therapist: So how depressed would you say you’ve been feeling lately?
Me: I don’t care anymore if my foot hangs over the bed where a monster can get it.
Therapist [whispering]: Jesus, wow.
My friend said, "Why do you have depression? There is so much happiness in the world." And I said, "Why do you have asthma? There is so much air in the world."
Why can't you kill a depressed person?
Because they are already dead inside.
How do you help a suicidal person cheer up?
You tell them it's a leap of faith.
What's a depressed kid's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
What do you call a group of depressed teenagers? The Suicide Squad.
One depressed kid goes to high-five a tree, but the tree just left him hanging.
How do you help a depressed kid face their fears... You count to 3 and say jump?
Q. What is the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid? A. The phrase "jump rope" means different things.
Q. What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid? A. One has a functioning neck.
What do you call a group of depressed teenagers?
Suicide Squad.
A depressed kid tried to give a tree a high-five, but the tree left him hanging.
What’s the difference between an emo and grass? The grass doesn’t cut itself :D
I called the suicide hotline in Iraq. The person got excited and asked if I can drive a truck.
What's something a depressed person can do that a regular person can't?
The depressed person can scan themself.