Mental Health jokes

Instead of Edward Scissorhands, I’m Edwardscissor wrists.

How do you get your grass to cut itself?

Make it depressed.

A robber held up a depressed kid at gun point.

The depressed kid took the gun, and said, "I'll do it myself."

What's the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store?

Scan the wrist and you might get a discount.

Hi, if you are suffering with depression and want to talk about it, please do so in the comments, and just know you are NOT alone.

Everything I fall in love with leaves me. Maybe if I fall in love with my depression, it'll leave me too.

How do you get the depressed kid out of the tree? You cut the rope.

Today was like every other day. It was so terribly long and so terribly dreary. I fear these feelings will never end. I’ll always feel so dark, feel so hopeless. Sometimes all I want is for it to end. For all of it to end, for all of my thoughts to end. I despise the way that always comes to mind. But I feel so lost, feel so hopeless. If something would just work. But nothing has worked. Nothing can fix this. These feelings will pass. These days won't feel so endless... or so absolutely heavy. Just give it some time. Just give it some hope... and some belief. The ‘happy pills’ will work. The doctor says they'll help... they'll help it go away. Just dump the pill in your hand. Let yourself place the little white thing on your tongue... Let yourself throw your head back and swallow. It'll make this better. It should make me feel better.

Everything has changed! The world is so bright— The world is so loud! I don’t know how I never noticed! The sun is so warm— The grass is so green! I feel so awake! I feel so content— I feel so happy! It’s so strange! I’m not anxious— I’m not overthinking! I guess those pills really worked! I think I’m really getting better— I think I’m really going to be happy!

what do sloths and depressed people have in common? ... they both hang from trees.

What's a suicidal person's favorite game?

Hangman.

This is to the girl/boy named Gwen: Are you okay? I see there is a bunch of haters but DON'T, I repeat, DON'T let the haters get to you. I hope you see this and respond and that you are okay. Please Gwen, be honest.

Random person: "Just turn the page and start over."

Me: "I'm not sure if you're telling me to be gay or uhhhh die but both are good options."

Anyone else on here looking at depressing jokes to make themselves feel better? Not that it's working, but it's nice to know that I'm not alone. Well, enough with the sob story, I gotta go get my razors. See ya in the long run.

Is it normal my emo cousin's hobby is tying himself to train tracks?

What's one thing you should never ask a suicidal person? "Are you okay?" because the next day they'll either be dead or have a lot more cuts than they started with.

To those who are dead now, was it fun?

Why did the depressed kid jump off the bike? It was free depressed day.

What do you call a group of depressed kids?

Suicide Squad!

What’s the difference between emos and Hitler?

Hitler didn’t post on social media when he wanted to kill himself.

We are all just suicidal kids telling other kids not to do it.

(demons in my head) I laugh to meet them...