Menstruation jokes
What is a girl's favorite song when they are on their period?
"Period, oh period, oww!"
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One is finger-licking good, and the other is just a fast-food restaurant.
What’s worse than a girl getting a period?
A boy getting a period.
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One’s finger-licking good and the other is just a fast food restaurant.
If you eat her out on her period, does that make you Cunt Dracula?
What do feminists and tampons have in common?
They're both stuck-up cunts.
How you know it’s her time in MJ's house?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
"I'm sorry, Wendy, but I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."
My girlfriend said she's having a horrible time with her period. I ask her which one, but realize she's not talking about school...
We don't see each other very much.
Vagina jokes aren’t funny, period.
Period blood is like KFC, because it's finger-licking good!
Why did Jeffrey get blood on his shoe?
Because this teen just started her period!
Women have so much evil in their blood that God has to drain it once a month. Hehehehehe
Why do tampons have strings? So you can floss your teeth when you’re done eating.
Why do women have periods? Because they deserve them!
I don't trust anything that bleeds for more than 5 days and is still alive.
How do you know your sister is on her period? Your dad's c**k tastes like s**t!
How do you know when your sister is on her period? When your dad's cock tastes of blood.
Q. How does a girl from Alabama know when her mom is on the rag?
A. She can taste it on her brother's cock.
Why did the girl rage badly when she got an D- on her essay?
Because the teacher said she missed all her periods.