What do feminists and tampons have in common?
They're both stuck-up cunts.
How you know it’s her time in MJ's house?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
"I'm sorry, Wendy, but I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."
My girlfriend said she's having a horrible time with her period. I ask her which one, but realize she's not talking about school...
We don't see each other very much.
Vagina jokes aren’t funny, period.
Period blood is like KFC, because it's finger-licking good!
Why did Jeffrey get blood on his shoe?
Because this teen just started her period!
Women have so much evil in their blood that God has to drain it once a month. Hehehehehe
Why do tampons have strings? So you can floss your teeth when you’re done eating.
I don't trust anything that bleeds for more than 5 days and is still alive.
How do you know your sister is on her period? Your dad's c**k tastes like s**t!
How do you know when your sister is on her period? When your dad's cock tastes of blood.
Q. How does a girl from Alabama know when her mom is on the rag?
A. She can taste it on her brother's cock.
Why did the girl rage badly when she got an D- on her essay?
Because the teacher said she missed all her periods.
What did the lesbian vampire say to the heterosexual woman after the lesbian vampire was done licking the pussy of the heterosexual woman?
"When is your next blood period?"
What did the lesbian vampire say to the heterosexual woman after she was done licking her pussy after she was done having her blood period?
"I will be back next month."
What did one tampon say to the other tampon?
Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches!
How can you tell if a Polish woman is on the rag? One of her socks is missing!
What danger does this put them in? Toxic Sock Syndrome!
Little Susie had gotten her first period. She told her mom, and they bought pads.
The next month, Susie's mom asked if she had her second one. Suzie said no, and her mom fainted!
What do tampons and your sister have in common?
