I don't trust anything that bleeds for more than 5 days and is still alive.
How do you know your sister is on her period? Your dad's c**k tastes like s**t!
How do you know when your sister is on her period? When your dad's cock tastes of blood.
Q. How does a girl from Alabama know when her mom is on the rag?
A. She can taste it on her brother's cock.
Why did the girl rage badly when she got an D- on her essay?
Because the teacher said she missed all her periods.
What did the lesbian vampire say to the heterosexual woman after the lesbian vampire was done licking the pussy of the heterosexual woman?
"When is your next blood period?"
What did the lesbian vampire say to the heterosexual woman after she was done licking her pussy after she was done having her blood period?
"I will be back next month."
Little Susie had gotten her first period. She told her mom and they bought pads. The next month, Susie's mom asked if she had her second one. Suzie said no and her mom fainted
What do tampons and your sister have in common?
How do you embarrass an archaeologist? You give him a tampon and ask what period it's from.
What do you call it when a girl on her period goes swimming?
A blood bath.
How do you know a hippie is on her period?
Her socks are missing.
How do you know she's off?
Her socks are tye-dye.
Why was the homeless lady only wearing one sock?
She started her period.
Jokes about menstruation are not funny. Period.
Woman jokes aren't funny, period.
What do lesbian vampires say after sex?
"See you next month."
