Menstruation jokes
What did the lesbian vampire say to the heterosexual woman after the lesbian vampire was done licking the pussy of the heterosexual woman?
"When is your next blood period?"
What did the lesbian vampire say to the heterosexual woman after she was done licking her pussy after she was done having her blood period?
"I will be back next month."
What did one tampon say to the other tampon?
Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches!
How can you tell if a Polish woman is on the rag? One of her socks is missing!
What danger does this put them in? Toxic Sock Syndrome!
Little Susie had gotten her first period. She told her mom, and they bought pads.
The next month, Susie's mom asked if she had her second one. Suzie said no, and her mom fainted!
What do tampons and your sister have in common?
Why do women have periods?
Because they deserve them, haha!
What does a lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?
"Same time next month?"
How do you embarrass an archaeologist? You give him a tampon and ask what period it's from.
What do you call it when a girl on her period goes swimming?
A blood bath.
What is the best thing about a gipsy on her period?
When you finger her, you get your palm red for free.
How do you know a hippie is on her period?
Her socks are missing.
How do you know she's off?
Her socks are tye-dye.
Why was the homeless lady only wearing one sock?
She started her period.
Jokes about menstruation are not funny. Period.
Woman jokes aren't funny, period.
What do lesbian vampires say after sex?
"See you next month."