Menstruation jokes

What do tampons and your sister have in common?

Why do women have periods?

Because they deserve them, haha!

What does a lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?

"Same time next month?"

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? You give him a tampon and ask what period it's from.

What do you call it when a girl on her period goes swimming?

A blood bath.

What is the best thing about a gipsy on her period?

When you finger her, you get your palm red for free.

How do you know a hippie is on her period?

Her socks are missing.

How do you know she's off?

Her socks are tye-dye.

Why was the homeless lady only wearing one sock?

She started her period.

Jokes about menstruation are not funny. Period.

Woman jokes aren't funny, period.

What do lesbian vampires say after sex?

"See you next month."