What do lesbians do while having their period?
They finger paint.
My mother was suffering from menstrual pain. So I fucked her for 7 hours to ease her pain. I continued to do so for the next 6 days. Even after fucking her 51 times during her 7-day period, I fucked her 5-6 times a day for the next three months and stopped her period for 9 months! Only her son can understand and ease the pain of a mother.
Why do gay men hate periods? Because they per Collins.
What do you call lesbian sex during their period?
A blood transfusion.
What comes after 69?
Period.
What's black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.
How did you get into the tampon 100?
Pull some strings!
A black lady goes inside the drug store and asks the pharmacist, "Do you carry tampons?" Then the pharmacist asks the black lady, "Do you want the mini pads or the maxi pads?"
And then the black lady asks the pharmacist, "What is the difference?"
And then the pharmacist asks the black lady, "What is your flow like?"
And then the black lady tells the pharmacist, "Linoleum."
Girls: π *Period* βοΈπ
Men: πΏ *Growth* πΏπΏπΏ
Why do women get periods?
Just cancel the subscription.
How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period? She can taste the blood on her sonβs dick.
When your boy tries to have a bad day while you're on your period:
Oh, you have a cold? How rude of me. I just laid an egg, and now my body is ripping down the walls of my uterus. But can I get you a tissue?
Woman: A womanβs life is harder, there is menstruation, periods, birth...
Man: Men have to deal with women.
Bro, tampons look like sperms, and they go up your coochie.
What is a girl's favorite song when they are on their period?
"Period, oh period, oww!"
Whatβs the difference between KFC and a woman on her period? One is finger-licking good and the other is just a fast-food restaurant.
If you eat her out on her period, does that make you Cunt Dracula?
What do feminists and tampons have in common?
They're both stuck-up cunts.
"I'm sorry, Wendy, but I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."
My girlfriend said she's having a horrible time with her period. I ask her which one but relise she's not talking about school...
We don't see each other very much
