What’s the best thing about Alzheimer’s? You can hide your own Easter Egg’s!!
Grandma told me that when she passed away she wants to be a tree and so she could live forever.
But it I'm not gonna lie it was a nice toasty fire...
I will always remeber my dads last words.... "15 dollars and ill jump."
Why couldn’t most people remember 9/11?
Because it flew over their heads.
I only remember my fathers last words before he died. He said, "Are you still holding the ladder?"
I remember my dad's last words "I met your father."
What does a cow say when he remembers something? "I have deja moo!"
seems very long. you wont remember the tel number..... I remember it lile this from school days in Ireland.
Dolly Patron is shopping for new bra , lady says your size (69) , Dolly says no way that too too too (222) big, so she goes to doctor , Doc I need something to make my boobs smaller , here take (51) pills for 6 days ( x6) and soo she did . days later she ran back to doc, jesus Christ doctor look what happened Im BOOBLESS. 55378008 upside down.
Two girls have a sleepover.
Karen: Let's go to bed. Lauren:Fine, but it's early. *Karen wakes up and exits room" *Lauren hears noise* Mikey: Your so much better than my girlfriend Karen. Lauren: *laughs* Lauren: *remembers her boyfriend is Karen's brother Mikey*
He dead, he alive but most importantly he got a new hard drive
Alzheimers protesters march chanting. "What do we want? Better Treatment.... When do we want it........ Want what?
I could never forget my grandfathers last words. "Stop shaking the ladd-"
I remember grandpas last words “oh shit it’s in drive”
My dad always wanted one last smoke before his death so we smoked his ashes.
I'll Never Forget My Grandfathers Last Words "STOP SHAKING THE LADDER YOU LITTLE CUNT!"
I will always remember my baby sisters last words."What is the fire for?".
how to goldfish know when to eat? they don't they have a memory span of 3 seconds
1. My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.
2. Oh you’re talking to me, I thought you only talked behind my back.
3. My name must taste good because it’s always in your mouth.
I still remember my dad's last words: "Don't worry son, Allah will be pleased."
I went to see my grandfather in the hospital because I Wanted to get to know him better before he passed, maybe take a selfie with him. But when I got there my phone died so I unplugged a vacuum to plug in my phone, and it turns out he only knows Spanish so When he kept saying "Me desconectaste el soporte de mi vida." I thought he wanted water, but when I got back with the water he was asleep and now my phone was charged so I translated what he said. And it was "You unplugged my life support", that's when I called the doctor...
Good news is, I got one sick selfie!
