1. My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.

  2. Oh you’re talking to me, I thought you only talked behind my back.

  3. My name must taste good because it’s always in your mouth.

Comments (5)

q

that sad that you copied jokes from that website

S

Do you not any roast because you copied those roast straight off a website you can,t do that.that is LAMO😈😠

S

I do not know why people give you a 👍 they should give you a 👎 (👏👏wow that really stupid)

S

Hey b....es with the '👍', yknow this a...... copied these jokes from a whole other website, right? Here's the link - https://thoughtcatalog.com/juliet-lanka/2018/03/70-roasting-jokes-to-burn-your-frenemies-when-the-middle-finger-wont-cut-it/

B

O.O wow dis dude a fraud af