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1. My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.

2. Oh, you’re talking to me? I thought you only talked behind my back.

3. My name must taste good because it’s always in your mouth.

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These are three different roasts. The first one is saying that the other person's relationships are very short. The second implies that they talk behind the user's back, and the third one implies that they talk about the user a lot.

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that sad that you copied jokes from that website

Do you not any roast because you copied those roast straight off a website you can,t do that.that is LAMO😈😠

I do not know why people give you a 👍 they should give you a 👎 (👏👏wow that really stupid)

Hey bitches with the '👍', yknow this asshole copied these jokes from a whole other website, right? Here's the link - https://thoughtcatalog.com/juliet-lanka/2018/03/70-roasting-jokes-to-burn-your-frenemies-when-the-middle-finger-wont-cut-it/

O.O wow dis dude a fraud af

Dude You Stole A other comment!!!