1. My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.

  2. Oh you’re talking to me, I thought you only talked behind my back.

  3. My name must taste good because it’s always in your mouth.

Comments (5)


that sad that you copied jokes from that website


Do you not any roast because you copied those roast straight off a website you can,t do that.that is LAMO😈😠


I do not know why people give you a 👍 they should give you a 👎 (👏👏wow that really stupid)


Hey b....es with the '👍', yknow this a...... copied these jokes from a whole other website, right? Here's the link - https://thoughtcatalog.com/juliet-lanka/2018/03/70-roasting-jokes-to-burn-your-frenemies-when-the-middle-finger-wont-cut-it/


O.O wow dis dude a fraud af