Why don't people play hide-and-seek in the number 4.Because it would take forever.Get it? for-ever and 4 four so four ever.
There r 3 things wong wit dis world.
1. Spelin
B. Maths
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2+2=4-1=3 quick math
3/7 of a chicken, 2/3 cat, 1/2 goat. What do you get when you cross those?
Answer: Chi-ca-go
What do you call 8 x 3.14? Octopi
Why did C.S.C fail the Trig test? Cosecant remember his own name! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Math puns are the first SINE of madness! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
1 + 1 = window
What do you call an asian kid who's bad at math?
An orphan
Where do mathematicians go to die?
The symmetry
How many times does 43 go into 8?
Get in the van and find out.
What's the difference between cake and pie?
πr2, cakes are round.
We all know the joke: Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9 But do you know why 9 is scared of 7? Because you are supposed to eat 3 square meals a day. (3 squared)
What is Ba+ 2Na? Ans. Banana.
Why is sex like math? You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there's no multiplying.
Why is 1026 afraid of 1028? Because 102 8 1029
2 + 2 is 4, minus one that's 3 quick maths.
what did the atom say to the positive in math class. We could make a positive number
Why was Hitler bad at math?
He could only count to nein.
