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Kid

^ · 4 years ago

I pushed a disabled kid down a busy road and yelled out, "Mario Kart!"

Ohio

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows three Toads from the Mario universe with different color schemes and a skull symbol on their heads. The text below describes them as the "Ohio Skibidi Gyat Toad" who can "rizz" Mario.

Diarrhea

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a 3D render of Mario standing with his legs slightly apart. Text above his head reads: "I HAVE BURNING LIQUID DIARRHEA SHIT" and text below says "DRIPPING DOWN MY LEG".

Youtube

Toast ツ · 3 years ago

is this a lot?

View

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a split panel. On the left, the words "What are the Mario Bros views on human trafficking?" are written above a red panel, and below it, the text says "Mario says". On the right, we see Luigi holding a stack of cash, and above him the text says "Luigi says".

Glitch

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A meme featuring an annoyed-looking, anthropomorphic caterpillar with large blue eyes and a cigarette hanging from its mouth, exhaling smoke. It is perched on a branch. Above the caterpillar, white text on a black background reads: "How Mario Kart Players look at you when you press the Gas button to drive instead of using the Japanese shiddle flick glitch that gives you a 0.2 second headstart."

Video Game

sonicjokesmemesandposts · 2 years ago

wow mario got done dirty

The image is a four-panel meme. The top left panel shows an old video game screenshot of Sonic with the text: "When the drowning countdown starts, but Tails takes the air bubble. SCORE 34160 TIME 2:03 RINGS 341 guess I'll die". The top right panel says: "KIDS TODAY GETTING THEIR VIDEO GAME TURNED INTO A MOVIE GET THIS" and shows two images of Sonic: one old and one new movie version. The bottom left panel says: "KIDS IN MY DAY GOT THIS..." and shows an image of a Goomba. The bottom right panel shows an image of the live-action version of King Koopa.

Point Of View

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows two panels side by side with Mario on the left and Luigi on the right. Above them it reads "What are Mario and Luigi's point of views on child labor?" Mario is on a red background and says: "Child labor is horrible, you shouldn't use children to do labor for money." Luigi is on a green background and says: "If they got arms they go on farms."

Character

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows two panels of characters. The first panel shows Waluigi and Luigi. The text below them is 'WALLACE' and 'LUIS'. The second panel shows Wario and Mario. The text below them is 'WARREN' and 'MARK'.

Friendship

Wade · 2 years ago

The image shows the characters from the "Mario Party" video game. The text reads: "Mario Party. Threatening friendships since 1998."

Mashup

Cahyani Ambara · 3 years ago

Figures

The meme is a four-panel comic. The first panel shows Elsa from the Disney movie "Frozen" in a snowy landscape, and the text says "Let's a Goooooo...". The second panel shows Elsa from the back with the text "Let's a Goooo!". The third panel is a close-up of Elsa turning around and yelling "It's a MEEEEEE...". The fourth panel is a close-up of Mario from Nintendo's "Mario" games with Elsa's hair and dress. Mario yells "MARIOOOOO!"

Mario

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A cartoon drawing shows a man who appears to be an artist, looking worried as he observes a drawing of the Mario character. A speech bubble coming from the left shows a small, pixelated Mario. The drawing in front of him is a more modern, high-resolution Mario. In a thought bubble above his head is a single letter 'Y'.

Opinion

Roshambo · 3 years ago

The image consists of four panels of a person. In the first panel, the person states, "I don't really have any strong opinions on anything." In the second panel, another person says, "The super mario bros super show is not good." In the third panel, the first person is now visibly shocked, and in the fourth panel, the first person is now holding a gun.

Nerf

Wade · 3 years ago

I guess it’s a big deal

The image shows a comparison of two different versions of the video game character Mario from behind. The left version of Mario is slightly larger than the right one. Above them is written: "Aw hell no! Nintendo nerfed Marios damage on goombas!"

Party

Anonymous · 2 years ago

The image shows a two-panel meme. The top panel features an illustration of Mario in a cheerful pose with the text "Invite friends over for 'party'." The bottom panel shows a scene from a Mario game with characters positioned precariously above two large, green, man-eating plants, with the text "Make them fight for their lives above man-eating plant."

School shooting

Toast ツ · 3 years ago

The image shows a black and white security camera footage of a school cafeteria with several tables and people. In the foreground, two figures are visible, one with a gun. Superimposed on the image is the cartoon figure of Mario.

Strike

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A sad looking Mario is sitting on a gray staircase. On top of the image, there is a list of situations, such as "When there's no strike in the counter," "when there's no battle on the front," "When the Ark doesn't survive," "When the mine doesn't craft," "When the titans aren't falling," "When the cause isn't just," "when the duty doesn't call," and "When the residents aren't evil."

Plush toy

God Pt.2 · 3 years ago

Welp

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Anonymous

aye man where the fuck is mario judah?

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aye man where the fuck is mario judah?

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