Marine Biology Jokes

Job loss

A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium...

Teeth

Where does the killer whale go to get its teeth done?

The orca Don-tist.

Clam

Did you hear about the clam that could play violin?

It had excellent mussel memory.

Nemo

If Finding Nemo was scientifically correct, Marlin would have changed into a female and mated with Nemo.

Dolphin

I've always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me.

That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?

Crab

Why would you never donate to crabs?

Because they're shellfish!