Why do crabs never give to charity? Because they’re shellfish.
Hahahahahahahaha what a knee slapper!
Marine Biology Jokes
Octopus, more like octopussy.
How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?
Tentacles!
What did one shark say to the other while eating a clownfish?
Why don't sharks eat n****rs? They think it's whale shit.
What are 8 people hiding in a corner because they're scared?
An octopus.
If Finding Nemo was scientifically correct, Marlin would have changed into a female and mated with Nemo.
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
What do clams do on their birthday? They shell a brat.
How do fish get high?
Because they eat seaweed.
A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium...
What do you call an imposter octopus?
Octosus.
What do you feed a group of octopuses for dessert?
Octopie!
What's a kind of cat that lives in the water? Octopus.
Where does the killer whale go to get its teeth done?
The orca Don-tist.
What is a shark’s favorite TV show? Sea-S-I.
What are fish not allowed to have?
Seaweed.
How do you make an octopus laugh?
Ten-tickles.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
8 jelly tickles!
Why would you never donate to crabs?
Because they're shellfish!
