Marine biology jokes
All right, I know one joke. Um, there's a mollusk, see? And he walks up to a sea...
Well, he doesn't walk up, he swims up.
Well, actually, the mollusk isn't moving, he's in one place.
And then the sea cucumber, well, they... I mixed up.
There was a mollusk and a sea cucumber. None of them were walking, so forget that...
There was this mollusk and he walks up to a sea cucumber. Normally they don't talk, sea cucumbers, but in a joke, everyone talks.
So just then, the sea cucumber looks over to the mollusk and says, "With fronds like these, who needs anemones?"
Why don't sharks eat n****rs? They think it's whale shit.
How do you make an octopus laugh?
Ten-tickles.
How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?
Tentacles!
What do you feed a group of octopuses for dessert?
Octopie!
"Have you ever heard of the snail that never gives charity?"
"Yeah, he is so shellfish!"
What do you call an octopus whose father left?
An octopie.
If you're having a bad day, just remember the Blobfish exists.
Why do crabs never give to charity? Because they’re shellfish.
Hahahahahahahaha what a knee slapper!
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Because they’re shellfish! 😂
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.