Marine biology jokes
Why don't sharks eat n****rs? They think it's whale shit.
How do you make an octopus laugh?
Ten-tickles.
What do you feed a group of octopuses for dessert?
Octopie!
How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?
Tentacles!
"Have you ever heard of the snail that never gives charity?"
"Yeah, he is so shellfish!"
What do you call an octopus whose father left?
An octopie.
If you're having a bad day, just remember the Blobfish exists.
Why do crabs never give to charity? Because they’re shellfish.
Hahahahahahahaha what a knee slapper!
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Because they’re shellfish! 😂
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.