Marine biology jokes
What do you call an octopus whose father left?
An octopie.
A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium...
Why would you never donate to crabs?
Because they're shellfish!
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Because they’re shellfish! 😂
What do clams do on their birthday? They shell a brat.
"Have you ever heard of the snail that never gives charity?"
"Yeah, he is so shellfish!"
How do fish get high?
Because they eat seaweed.
Why don't sharks eat n****rs? They think it's whale shit.
If you're having a bad day, just remember the Blobfish exists.
[God creating a jellyfish]
God: How about an evil bag?
What are fish not allowed to have?
Seaweed.