This year the London marathon was ran on your hairline. It was so far back no one could complete it!!!
What's long hard and bloody? The Boston marathon
They say during sex you burn offas many calories as running 8 miles. Who the fuck runs 8 miles in 30 seconds
My fitness guru said that if I got raped it would help me in future marathons
Russia and Ukraine are running a marathon. Who do you think won? Russia did. Russia gave Ukraine a migraine.
What's got 5 arms, 3 legs and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon. 7_What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? GLOVES! Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.
I was watching the London Marathon one year, and I saw two runners in costumes. One of them was dressed a chicken and the other dressed as an egg. I thought: 'This'll be interesting.'.
What runs but never stop
How do you get 1 million followers:
{ RUN THROUGH AFRICA WITH A BOTTLE OF WATER }
Did you hear about the Boston marathon cause well I heard it was a blast and that it blew everyone away
Once there was a brother and a sister that shares to make a YouTube channel he named it penis dick marathon
Who were the fastest runners ever? Adam and Eve. They were first in the human race.
What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon?
They'll tell you.
