This year the London marathon was run on your hairline. It was so far back no one could complete it!
What's long, hard, and bloody?
The Boston Marathon.
They say during sex you burn off as many calories as running 8 miles. Who the fuck runs 8 miles in 30 seconds?
My fitness guru said that if I got raped, it would help me in future marathons.
Russia and Ukraine are running a marathon. Who do you think won? Russia did. Russia gave Ukraine a migraine.
What's got 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves! Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.
I was watching the London Marathon one year, and I saw two runners in costumes. One of them was dressed a chicken and the other dressed as an egg. I thought: "This'll be interesting."
What runs but never stops?
How do you get 1 million followers:
{ RUN THROUGH AFRICA WITH A BOTTLE OF WATER }
Did you hear about the Boston marathon? 'Cause, well, I heard it was a blast and that it blew everyone away!
Once there was a brother and a sister that shares to make a YouTube channel he named it penis dick marathon
Who were the fastest runners ever? Adam and Eve. They were first in the human race.
What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon?
They'll tell you.
