Many were curious about how methane ended up on Mars. I'm pretty sure it was because of Uranus.
Why did mars turn permanently red? Because it saw Uranus
What kind of candy do astronauts eat in space? Mars bars
Why is Mars red and not orange because it would be to bright
What snack do aliens like?
Mars Bars
Chuck Norris has gone to mars. That's why there is no life on it.
say all the planets mars,saturn,uranus
whats the difference between mars and africa. mars has water.
Do you think Mars prefers Sour Orbiter sweet?
Orbiter: Or bitter
what do u call a war dodo named bob in ww2 and he came from mars , BRUNO MARS
If Bruno Mars was to run a pub and sell chocolate bars other than alcoholic drinks then he'll have to call his pub a Mars Bar
Youre forehead so big NASA thought it was Mars.
Yo mama why you have to jump in the pool as soon as I can find the water on Mario I mean Mario jump to Mars
does that neverending forehead of yours go all the way to mars holy fucking shit
Phobos and Deimos are just asteroids in moon costumes and mars was blind due to it's frequent sandstorms so it let Phobos and Deimos to be its moons
According to scientists, there have been a discovery of water on mars. Mars-1 Africa-0
Your forehead is sooo big nasa thought it was mars
yo mama so fat when she got ran over the van did a 360 flip to mars
I invented a time traveling machine and travelled back to Pangea. I warned the dinosaurs about the deadly asteroid, they told me, "it wasn't an asteroid...it was Pionel Pessi's penalty ball ricocheted from Mars that made them extinct". Tears ran down my face. Shame on you Pessi!
