Yo mama's so dumb, she thought Bruno Mars was a planet!
Mar Jokes
Why did Mars turn permanently red? Because it saw Uranus.
Many were curious about how methane ended up on Mars.
I'm pretty sure it was because of Uranus.
Why is Mars red and not orange? Because it would be too bright.
What snack do aliens like?
Mars Bars.
What kind of candy do astronauts eat in space?
Mars bars.
Say all the planets: Mars, Saturn, Uranus.
What's the difference between Mars and Africa? Mars has water.
Do you think Mars prefers Sour Orbiters sweet?
Orbiter: "Or bitter?"
Chuck Norris has gone to Mars. That's why there is no life on it.
What's the sun's favorite chocolate? Mars bar.
What do you call a war dodo named Bob in WW2 and he came from Mars?
Bruno Mars.
If Bruno Mars was to run a pub and sell chocolate bars other than alcoholic drinks, then he'd have to call his pub a Mars Bar!
What is a spaceman’s favorite chocolate?
A Mars bar!
Your forehead is so big NASA thought it was Mars.
Yo mama, why do you have to jump in the pool as soon as I can find the water on Mario? I mean, Mario jump to Mars!
According to scientists, there has been a discovery of water on Mars.
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Phobos and Deimos are just asteroids in moon costumes, and Mars was blind due to its frequent sandstorms, so it let Phobos and Deimos be its moons.
Does that neverending forehead of yours go all the way to Mars, holy fucking shit?
Yo mama so fat, when she got ran over, the van did a 360 flip to Mars!
