Mar jokes
Yo mama's so dumb, she thought Bruno Mars was a planet!
Why did Mars turn permanently red? Because it saw Uranus.
Many were curious about how methane ended up on Mars.
I'm pretty sure it was because of Uranus.
What do you call a war dodo named Bob in WW2 and he came from Mars?
Bruno Mars.
What snack do aliens like?
Mars Bars.
WTF is going on in texas
Why is Mars red and not orange? Because it would be too bright.
Bro, why are you making an avalanche by that big forehead? No wonder why snow was found on Mars.
What kind of candy do astronauts eat in space?
Mars bars.
Say all the planets: Mars, Saturn, Uranus.
What's the difference between Mars and Africa? Mars has water.
Chuck Norris has gone to Mars. That's why there is no life on it.
What's the sun's favorite chocolate? Mars bar.
Do you think Mars prefers Sour Orbiters sweet?
Orbiter: "Or bitter?"
If Bruno Mars was to run a pub and sell chocolate bars other than alcoholic drinks, then he'd have to call his pub a Mars Bar!
What is a spaceman’s favorite chocolate?
A Mars bar!
Yo mama, why do you have to jump in the pool as soon as I can find the water on Mario? I mean, Mario jump to Mars!
Your forehead is so big NASA thought it was Mars.
Phobos and Deimos are just asteroids in moon costumes, and Mars was blind due to its frequent sandstorms, so it let Phobos and Deimos be its moons.
According to scientists, there has been a discovery of water on Mars.
Mars-1
Africa-0
Does that neverending forehead of yours go all the way to Mars, holy fucking shit?