Chuck Norris has been to Mars...that's why there is no signs of life there.
What is an alien's favourite chocolate? A mars bar
NASA found water on Mars
Mars - 1
Africa - 0
They say they found water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0
What do you get when you put a Suicide bomber in a wheel chair? A RC-XD.
What is the difference between a Apple and a Orphan? Orphans don't get picked.
why do bunnys like bruno mars : cuz he got 24 carrots
Astronauts just found water on mars! Mars: 1 Africa: 0
What do you call Steven Hawking on mars? Mars Rover
Yo forehead so big NASA thought it was mars
Scientists found water on Mars, mars-1 africa-0
Whats a Horses faviroute Football player? NEIGH-mar!
Why is Mars red? Because it saw Uranus! 😂
What do you call two redheads on mars?
Locals.
Yo mama so fat! when she jumps into a pool, NASA found water on Mars!!!!!
NASA just found evidence of water on Mars, Mars 1, Africa 0
TV:Water found on Mars..... Mars:1 Africa:0
Yo mama so fat when she went swimming they found water on mars
What did Mars say to Saturn: Give me one of your rings😄
scientist discovered water on mars, mars 1, africa 0
Yo mamas so dumb she thought Bruno Mars was a planet
