Mar jokes
Chuck Norris has been to Mars... that's why there are no signs of life there.
What is an alien's favourite chocolate?
A Mars bar.
NASA found water on Mars.
Mars - 1
Africa - 0
They say they found water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0
What do you get when you put a suicide bomber in a wheel chair? An RC-XD.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Orphans don't get picked.
Memes
Why do bunnies like Bruno Mars? Because he got 24 carrots.
Astronauts just found water on Mars! Mars: 1. Africa: 0.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on Mars? Mars Rover.
Yo forehead so big, NASA thought it was Mars.
Scientists found water on Mars, mars-1 africa-0.
Why is Mars red? Because it saw Uranus! 😂
Water was found on Mars.
Mars: 1 Africa: 0
What do you call two redheads on Mars?
Locals.
What's a horse's favorite football player? NEIGH-mar!
Yo mama so fat! When she jumps into a pool, NASA found water on Mars!
NASA just found evidence of water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
Yo mama so fat, when she went swimming, they found water on Mars!
TV: Water found on Mars...
Mars: 1
Africa: 0
What did Mars say to Saturn?
"Give me one of your rings!" 😄
A scientist discovered water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.