So many of these jokes are unoriginal and you guys need to step up your game.
Why does Stephen Hawking always say he's got got so many bitches Because he is never around siri
What do you call it when a watch has too many belts? -- A waist of your time...
How many gay guys can you fit on a bar stool? Four, just flip it over.
How many wives does Santa have? Hoe Hoe Hoe
How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thin you slice them-hope marie lawson
there are 5 cats on a boat and 1 jumps off. how many are left?- 0 they were copy cats
How many babies dose it take to make dinner 3 to 4 theirs not a lot of meat on them
How many dead babies dose it take to paint my room It depends how many bullets you have
How many Quebecers does it take to change a lightbulb?
4!
One to hold the bulb, two to turn the chair he's standing on, and one to sing "Alouette, gentille alouette!"
We asked our teacher many times for an atlas and he said "atlast you can have one"
How many dead baby's does it take to change a light bulb?
Well It's not 8 because my basement is still dark
Why are there so many jokes about Chuck Norris, but not about Bruce Lee?
Bruce Lee was no joking matter.
Why did the math book go to the psychologist? -- It had too many problems.
Why can't college students take exams at the zoo?
Too many cheetahs!
How many animals can jump higher than a skyscraper? -- All of them, skyscrapers can't jump.
I was going to buy a pocket calculator. But then I thought, who cares how many pockets I have?
How many ears does Captain Picard have? -- Three: A left ear, a right ear and a final front ear.
How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? -- One. They are efficient and don't have humor.
I asked a Scottish friend of mine how many sexual partners he'd had. He started counting, but fell asleep.
