Mama jokes
Yo mama so hairy, she braids her eyebrows.
Yo mama so fat, her swimming is Sea World.
Yo mama so fat that when she attempted suicide, she bounced to Area 51.
Yo mama so old, she was Jesus' nanny! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Yo mama so dumb, she tried to put m&m's in alphabetical order.
Your mama is so fat, when she went camping, the bears hid their food from her.
Who did yo mama marry?
Joe Mama.
Well, a boy and a girl are in a bathtub together.
The little boy says, “Hey, you see that? I’m gonna go ask Daddy what it is.” When the little boy asks his dad, he says, “Well, son, that’s your car. You try to park it in a girl’s parking spot.”
As the boy runs back, he see’s the little girl is missing. It had turned out that the little girl was asking her mama what her spot was and she said, “Well, that’s your parking spot. Never ever let a boy put it in.” When she got back, the little boy tried to put the car in, well he did and she ended up breaking his car that day.
Teacher: “Alright, we’re going to play Kahoot! Please use your real name.”
That one kid putting Joe: -_-
Teacher: Who’s Joe?
The whole class: JOE MAMA!
Yo mama is so fat, I thought she was a beach whale.
I went to an orphanage and had a yo mama smack down. That's it.
Yo mama so hot, she can fit in a mug.
Yo mama so fat that when she crossed the road, people mistook her for a roundabout.
Your mama so fat, when Santa saw her he said, "Ho, ho, holy s***!"
Joe Mama!
Your mama so old, her first Christmas was the first Christmas!
Joe Mama!
A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!” His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!” The boy finds his father and says, “Look Daddy, I’m a white boy!” His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?” The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people!”
If only Karen Carpenter had eaten Mama Cass's sandwich...
Yo mama so fat that when she sat on the couch, the couch got destroyed.