Yo mama so smelly, she’s even banned from the perfume store!
Yo mama so stupid, she had to retake preschool 20 times!
Yo mama so smelly, whenever she steps outside she pollutes the air!
Yo mama so old the carpenter uses her crotch as sandpaper.
Yo mama so dumb her dad said "you're driving me crazy" and she said "I didn't know crazy was a place"!
Yo mama so fat she needs 500,000 calories a day to keep her fueling
Yo mama so ugly she had to ask Satan to help her give birth
Yo mama so fat she brung a pencil to early intervention
Yo mama like a penny: two-faced, worthless, and in everybody’s pants.
yo mama so hairy you got carpet burn when u was born
yo mama so blind that when she played fortnite she got she got her vision back got em
Yo mama's so fat, when God said "Let there be light" he asked her to move out of the way
Yo mama is so ugly, when there was a tornado,the tornado refused to suck her up
Yo mama's so stupid, she had a staring contest with a mirror.
Yo mama is so fat, when she took a walk she made an earthquake!!!!!
YO mama is so ugly she gave Micheal Myers nightmears
Yo mama is so ugly she's really the reason phones sreens' cracked
YO mama is so ugly, the sunglasses walked away
Yo mama is so slow they had to wait six hours for the crane to finally show
Yo mama is so slow when she stepped on the HI way they had to order a crane to come move her from starting traffic
