Yo mama so strict that when Ponyboy told her that Darry hit him, she called the cops on Darry.
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to ride Ponyboy Curtis.
Yo mama so ugly that when the Koolaid Man busted through her wall, he said “Oh no!”
Yo mama is so fat she jumped to the air and got stuck
yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it. the pavement, it was absolutely cracking up
Your mama so fat that she can’t even talk even she Kevin say oh my gosh cause she has a big ass mouth
Yo mama so fat that when she went into a crowd wearing a blue shirt everyone yelled tsunami!
Yo mama so fat when she went to the bed the house shook
yo mama so stupid your mama thinks that vr is real life.
Yo mama is so ugly that Rick Astley gave her up
Yo mama is so fat she gave a memory foam mattress Alzheimer's
Yo mama is so retarded they tell her it was gonna be chilly outside she went and got a bowl
yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach she sinks!
Yo mama so fat when she goes to the dentist they make her lay face down.
Yo mama so stupid she tried to fill her car with Vin Diesel
Yo mama's so ugly, that sonic needed to go fast to get away from her face.
yo mama so stupid she joined the squid game as a sea life lover bc she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins
yo mama so fat that the US (mexico) and north korea (south korea) got into war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall
yo mama so ugly when she went to an ugly contest they told her "no pros aloud"
yo mama so fat ur dad could never get away
