Mama jokes
Yo mama so old, she walked into an antique store, and they didn't let her leave.
Yo mama is so ugly, she made dirt look like a supermodel.
Yo mama so ugly even bullets refuse to kill her.
Yo mama so ugly, she's only allowed to go out on October 31.
Yo mama is so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
Yo mama so ugly, just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yes, let's go bury it."
Your mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Yo mama so fat that when she went in the ocean, Spain claimed her for new land.
Yo mama is so fat, when she nocliped into the backrooms, she was in level 0 and level 999 at the same time.
Joe mama so fat when she went to the movies, she sat next to everybody.
Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time, please."
Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "To be continued."
Yo mama so fat you can see her from 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 galaxies away!
Your so broke your mom can't afford your daddy.
Yo mama is so old that when she was in history class as a kid, all they learned about was themselves!
Yo mama so dumb that when she went to Starbucks, she thought she could buy a star.
Yo mama is so ugly that James Charles rejected her.
Yo mama so fat, she was the lead balloon in the Thanksgiving day parade next to Kermit the Frog.
I just had the worst gig of my life! I told yo mama jokes at the orphanage.
Your mama is so ugly whenever she threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.
Yo mama so poor, when I rang her doorbell, she said, "Ding!"
Yo mama so rich,
her blood type is 24 karat GOLD!