Mama

Mama Jokes

Floor

Your mama is so far that when she told a joke, no one was laughing, but the floor was literally cracking up.

Bus

Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.

Fat

Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.

(Just a joke, she's probably kind.)

Part

Yo mama is so ugly, they tried to get her to act the part for Godzilla!

Yo mama

Yo mama's so gay that, after watching Aladdin, she tried to fly on a pride flag!

Yo mama

Picture of yo mama last Christmas and the damn thing’s still printing.

Yo mama

Yo mama so fat when someone asked her to touch her chin, she asked, "Which one?"

Teeth

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow kids thought they were mini school buses.

Doctor

Yo mama so ugly, when she was born, the doctor tried to put her back in.

Everest

Yo mama so fat, when they buried her, they named her Everest. Mount Everest.