Male Jokes

What does a Male Asian P*rnstar like to say? "I love eating cat"

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So There was a male whale and a female whale swimming threw the ocean .One day the male whale sees a ship and says "that's the ship that killed my parents" . So they go to the ship and blow the ship over and throw the men overboard into the sea. The male whale sees the man who killed his parents and he was still alive so he opened his mouth and went for the man but out nowhere the female whale yells. " HEY!!, I was in it for the blowjob but I'm not gonna eat sea men"

An old professor’s class used, to begin with, a dirty joke. Following one particularly vulgar joke, the girls in the class decided to walk out the next time he began. When the professor learned of this planned protest, he came in the next morning and said, “Good morning, class. Did you hear about the scarcity of wh*res in Newfoundland?” With that, all the women stood up and headed for the door. “Wait, ladies,” called the professor, “The boat doesn’t leave until tomorrow!”

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One did one male whale say to the other male whale? She's gonna blow!

What do you call a male robot who wants to be a girl?

A trans-former.

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Why can't a get a girlfriend? Because I'm an beta male simp

2 gays are getting ready for Christmas...they are expecting a big package in the Male!

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sexy boy mmmmmmmmm yummyyyyyy

Jacob has a small penis

best friend *hold a sign up that says "what gender are you"* Me:uh male?.. best frend *then unfolds paper so it reads "what gender are you attracted to?"* Me: you silly goose *silence for like three sec* Me:still male though-