have you ever heard of a dream that that that that the universe was a fake machine?
What has ten children crying, naked and screaming for their parents
My big green pedo machine
Little boy: Momma Mom: Yes my dear Little boy: One day I wanna work in McDonald's Mom: Why!? Little boy: Just to see if there ice cream machine is actually broken
Dogs can't operate MRI machines.
But catscan
run on a sandpaper floor-treadmill hybrid in a medium sized room for 24 hours it will be fun
Roses are red Obama is well spoken im sorry sir but the ice cream machine is broken
the twin towers were like a woman stuck in the washer machine they both got freed
TRUE STORY!
X-Ray Tech: I broke my arm and went to the hospital. The X-Ray Tech was the hottest blonde I've ever seen. I threw her ass down on the X-Ray table, ripped her clothes off, ripped off mine and I jumped on top of her! Then I put the X-ray machine on top of us, turned it on and I looked up on the X-ray monitor and I watched and saw my sperm swimming up inside her!
me and my suicidal friend are close, so i took him to the mall to treat him. we bought snacks, a new controller for his xbox and a led lights for him room to hopefully brighten his mood. after we scanned the last item, the machine beeped by itself.
Wot do u call dwarf the fell in to a cement mixer
A wee hard man
I invented a time traveling machine and travelled back to Pangea. I warned the dinosaurs about the deadly asteroid, they told me, "it wasn't an asteroid...it was Pionel Pessi's penalty ball ricocheted from Mars that made them extinct". Tears ran down my face. Shame on you Pessi!
I put a Dalmatian in a washing machine and killed him
What is big black and hairy it's a gorilla with a machine gun.
guy: Are you a vending machine? because your a snack. girl: Your card got declined. guy: Thats ok you got to bang them a few times to get you moneys worth.
what gets louder as it gets smaller. -a baby in a trash compactor.
What wasStephen Hawkings fav shampoo head n bolts
What kind of vacuum does an abortion centre use A: Dyson
your moms like a candy machine she pops out any for anybodu
What do me and a casino machine have in common. It takes about 50 pumps to get to the jackpot.
Dad: Why did Jimmy fall off his bicycle? Son: Why? Dad: Because somebody threw a washing machine at him.