Your mamma is so fat that she saved me a lot of money by sitting in my car when I wanted to buy a low rider●-●
An old lady was low on money because she had spent all of her money on clothes. So she decided to go to the bank. She walked up to the guy at the desk. She asked if he could check her balance. He asked a few questions to the old lady. Like her weight and her height. He asked her if she had done any exercise recently. She was very confused. She got angry and asked the man again to check her balance. So he stood up, walked next to her and pushed her over. He came to the conclusion that she had a low balance
you know why I have so low IQ? its because the left side of my brain gets nothing right and the right side of my brain has nothing left
So a man walks past a gun store and sees all the guns are half of then the man says wow school supplies are low the week
Your mum is so fat she sat on Walmart and lowed the prices
what is an emo kid's favorite song? chain hang low because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree
How many Lowe’s could Rob Lowe rob if Rob Lowe could rob Lowe’s
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Through highs and lows, I'll be here for you.
What’s the difference between someone who is high on the spectrum low on the spectrum, at least I can write this joke
That plane lookin kinda low
Plane crash in China... pilots names released in the incident are as follows: Sum ting wong Wei Toh Low Ho Lee Fuk Ban Din Ouch
What's the difference between a low tide and your hairline? Nothing, they're both receding.
Hay man what’s your name oh my name is do your balls hang low can you swing it to in fro can you tie it in a not can you tie it in a bow
Ugh don’t you just hate it when your having sex and your parents walk in he room and say “ No more dead babies for your mister we are running low!”
Once upon a time, there was a woman named Sarah who woke up one morning to find her husband and his wheelchair missing. She searched high and low, but they were nowhere to be found. Desperate to find them, she put up posters all over town offering a reward.
A women brought her hamster to the vet. The vet takes a look and concludes the hamster died.
The woman doesn't believe it and request further investigation. So the vet lets in a Labrador. The dog sniffs around the hamster and shortly after he produces a sad whine, shakes his had and leaves the room with his tail low.
The woman, still not convinced, demands more examinations. The vet gets one of his cats. It walks around the hamster and pets it. After some time it shakes her head and runs of quickly.
"Fine, I believe you now," the woman says, my beloved hamster is dead. "I'm sorry for your loss", the vet replies. "Your bill for this visit will be 1505 dollars" says the vet. "what? 1505 dollars just to tell me my hamster is dead?" The woman says shocked.
The vet replies: "No, 5 dollars to tell your hamster died, 500 dollars for the lab report and 1000 dollars for the CAT scan."
What was the doctor's diagnoses on a dinosaur with a low sex drive? teraerectile dysfunction
why do men sag there pants so low and still wear a belt
the same reason women bring their purse on a date and don't pay
