Low Jokes

[Verse 1] On the first day of Rizzmas, My Diddy gave to me A Lunchly from MrBeast.

[Verse 2] On the second day of Rizzmas, My Diddy gave to me Two Hawk Tuahs And a Lunchly from MrBeast.

[Verse 3] On the third day of Rizzmas, My Diddy gave to me Three fine shyts Two Hawk Tuahs And a Lunchly from MrBeast.

[Verse 4] On the fourth day of Rizzmas, My Diddy gave to me Four feining feins Three fine shyts Two Hawk Tuahs And a Lunchly from MrBeast.

[Verse 5] On the fifth day of Rizzmas, My Diddy gave to me Five skibidis Four feining feins Three fine shyts Two Hawk Tuahs And a Lunchly from MrBeast.

[Verse 6] On the sixth day of Rizzmas, My Diddy gave to me Six glizzys glazing Five skibidis Four feining feins Three fine shyts Two Hawk Tuahs And a Lunchly from MrBeast.

[Verse 7] On the seventh day of Rizzmas, My Diddy gave to me Seven simps a simping Six glizzys glazing Five skibidis Four feining fеins Three fine shyts Two Hawk Tuahs And a Lunchly from MrBeast.

[Verse 8] On the eighth day of Rizzmas, My Diddy gave to me Eight edging sessions Seven simps a simping Six glizzys glazing Five skibidis Four feining feins Three fine shyts Two Hawk Tuahs And a Lunchly from MrBeast.

[Verse 9] On the ninth day of Rizzmas, My Diddy gave to me Nine moggers mogging Eight edging sessions Seven simps a simping Six glizzys glazing Five skibidis Four feining feins Three fine shyts Two Hawk Tuahs And a Lunchly from MrBeast.

[Verse 10] On the tenth day of Rizzmas, My Diddy gave to me Ten gyatts a shaking Nine moggers mogging Eight edging sessions Seven simps a simping Six glizzys glazing Five skibidis Four feining feins Three fine shyts Two Hawk Tuahs And a Lunchly from MrBeast.

[Verse 11] On the eleventh day of Rizzmas, My Diddy gave to me Eleven fanums taxing Ten gyatts a shaking Nine moggers mogging Eight edging sessions Seven simps a simping Six glizzys glazing Five skibidis Four feining feins Three fine shyts Two Hawk Tuahs And a Lunchly from MrBeast.

[Verse 12] On the twelfth day of Rizzmas, My Diddy gave to me Twelve Diddys draking Eleven fanums taxing Ten gyatts a shaking Nine moggers mogging Eight edging sessions Seven simps a simping Six glizzys glazing Five skibidis Four feining feins Three fine shyts Two Hawk Tuahs And a lunchly from MrBeast.

Imagine if a ninja got a low taper fade.

i am so disapointed in this race. brown skinned street shitters godamm the lowest of the low southeast asians lazy monkey pig-dog duck fetus eating rice brainlets always on there phones no iq ugly uncivilized untermensch subhumans.

A priest, Kelly Clarkson, and Ian Watkins all walk into a bar... only for the bartender to exclaim, "We don't serve your kind around here!" Then he muttered in a low voice, "Fucking paedos."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Through highs and lows, I'll be here for you.

What do you call a low budget terrorist attack? 7/11

What's the difference between a low tide and your hairline? Nothing, they're both receding.

That plane lookin kinda low

A depressed kid takes a drink of water and someone takes it and takes a drink. "Oh come on, the train stopped, the rope broke, I couldn't get on the building, the gun was empty, the knife was dull, the bridge was too low and the cliff was non existent and now you took the poison !"

To anyone suffering from low self esteem:

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UTymDoPOEnY

My friend was feeling low today, so I went up to her and said, "You know, I would hang in there if I was you, swaying through life." I don't think she likes me now.

All my 9/11 jokes seem to fly too low.

A woman brought her hamster to the vet. The vet takes a look and concludes the hamster died.

The woman doesn't believe it and requests further investigation. So the vet lets in a Labrador. The dog sniffs around the hamster and shortly after he produces a sad whine, shakes his head and leaves the room with his tail low.

The woman, still not convinced, demands more examinations. The vet gets one of his cats. It walks around the hamster and pets it. After some time it shakes her head and runs off quickly.

"Fine, I believe you now," the woman says, "my beloved hamster is dead." "I'm sorry for your loss," the vet replies. "Your bill for this visit will be 1505 dollars," says the vet. "What? 1505 dollars just to tell me my hamster is dead?" The woman says shocked.

The vet replies: "No, 5 dollars to tell your hamster died, 500 dollars for the lab report and 1000 dollars for the CAT scan."

Did you hear about the dwarf that had his wallet stolen. Just how low can you get.

is there a really annoying girl at your school and she so fake well say this...

me:hey i have a nickname for you her:really what ? me sweet-in-low her:why ? me:becuase your artificial

Plane crash in China... pilots names released in the incident are as follows: Sum ting wong Wei Toh Low Ho Lee Fuk Ban Din Ouch

Yoo... Kobe your going down man did you forget the low grade fuel?

Your mum is so fat she sat on Walmart and lowed the prices

So a man walks past a gun store and sees all the guns are half of then the man says wow school supplies are low the week

Please Fokes you can hit the thumbs up button on the ones you like. There is no need to repost..

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Knock knock Who's there? Can I come in? Can I come in who? Can I Come In You!?

More often than not, I will cry when I masturbate.. Some nights I'm a real tear jerker! But on the nights and I smoke a lil pot and then masturbate, my dad ends up bugging me because I am a weed wacker.

How do you keep a dog from humping your leg? Pick him up and suck his dick.

How does Popeye keep his manly part from rusting? He sticks it in Olive Oil.

Snow White and the seven dwarfs are in the the tub feeling "HAPPY". Happy got out now they are fucking "GRUMPY"

What's worse than waking up and finding a "Penis" drawn on your forehead? Finding out it was "Traced"

If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster what would you have? 3 feet of my cock up your ass

Did you know Batman was actually Black? Yeah he couldn't go a night with out Robyn!

Did you hear Gods Word Of The Day? Its Legs! Now lets go out and spread them.

What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs? Cunt-sway-low

Whats worse than sucking 25 oysters out of your Grandmas Pussy? Realizing you only put in 15