Yesterday I had a party in my basement. I got questioned a lot about 5 dead kids in the corner shut in a box. I did that when I was 13 damn I forgot about them
I asked the librarian if they had any books on anxiety.
She replied with, "Won't you worry a lot about returning it late?"
When a man sleeps with a lot of women, he's called a stud. When a woman sleeps with a lot of men, she's called your mum.
Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered, "Y?"
Why was the rapper always good at math?
Because he had a lot of FLOW CHARTS
Why was the rapper always so confident?
Because he had a lot of rhyme and reason!
I tried my best to think of some puns, but I'm gonna have tibia honest: I don't have any puns left, but I'm pretty sternum, so I'll think of a few puns here and there. It took a lot of spine to do this.
Vaginas are like onions. They have lots of layers to get through.
You were born on the freeway, you know why?
Because that's where a lot of accidents happen. 😈
They don’t have to invest a lot into the Stephen Hawking wax statue, though.
Do you ever get that feeling where you're just going through a school parking lot, then you realize that there are no parking lots?
One would think Dracula would have a lot of friends. Unfortunately, no one likes him. He is a pain in the neck.
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
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You walk into a room. And there’s a lot of people waiting in line to punch you... Yeah that’s the punchline.
A lot of people get mad at me for my bad jokes. I always thought they were punderful.
Cam likes to peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee a lot.
What happened when the fire used Tinder?
He luckily got a lot of matches.
As you can see here, Jessie is wearing a lot of concealer.
Jessie?
They say that "The way to a man's heart is through his stomach," but I find it a lot easier to go through the ribcage.
"I know, you have a lot on your plate right now."
