Lot Jokes

cam likes to peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee a lot

"I know, you have a lot on your plate right now"

You know, it takes a lot of balls to successfully compete in women’s sports as a man.

My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.

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Stacy:: honey I'm kinda new to texting what does lol mean?

Justin: I'm not sure, lots of love I guess

Margert: Stacy are you there, I don't know if you heard but Amber and her 3 kids were killed in a car crash this morning I'm in total shock

Stacy: lol

I watched a movie with a lot of ketchup on the ground. I don't know why my friends look disgusted.

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What do condoms and whores have in common? Answer: There is a lot that cums in every box

What do you call a Navajo with a lot of cash?

Johnny cash

you know that feeling when your going throught a school parking lot and go over a speed bump then you realize that there are no speed bumps

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Q. What's the difference between Trump and a Teletubby? A. The Teletuby is a lot more coherent.

So i saw a 15 year old kid near a 15 year old girl checking her out.

Then I told him, what are you doing?

He told me he will decorate her locker, donate a lot of money to her, and buy her a lot of stuff.

He then told me how easy would that be?

I told him: that sounds pretty SIMPle.

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A cop pulls over a carload of nuns. The cop says, "Sister, this is a 55 MPH highway. Why are you going so slow?"The Sister replies, "Sir, I saw a lot of signs that said 41, not 55." The cop answers, "Oh, Sister, that's not the speed limit, that's the name of the highway you are on!" The Sister says, "Oh! Silly me! Thanks for letting me know. I'll be more careful." At this point, the cop looks in the backseat where the other nuns are shaking and trembling. The cop asks, "Excuse me, Sister, what's wrong with your friends back there? They are shaking something terrible." The Sister answers, "We just got off Highway 101."