Loss jokes
Orphan: Where are my parents?
God: New York City.
Orphan: But they used to live in China.
My mum said not to walk the streets because I won't find home the next day. I was an orphan.
How to Make an Orphan cry
Step 1: Talk about Home.
Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.
Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!
What is an orphan's least favorite movie?
"Daddy's Home."
When someone calls you, say "Welcome to Joe's Pizza Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce."
Why can't an orphan have a phone?
Because they will see a home.
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A self-portrait.
One day an orphan threw a boomerang, but it came back, just like its parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be called?
A self-me.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
What's a energy drink orphans never tried? "Mother".
Orphans are so useless even their parents agree.
Orphans play baseball because I don’t know where home is.
Where do orphans go when sad?
Not their parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home run.
What do you call a picture of an orphan? A selfie.
If you can't see your family... you're an orphan.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run. ðŸ˜