Loss jokes
How to Make an Orphan cry
Step 1: Talk about Home.
Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.
Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!
What do you call a picture of an orphan? A selfie.
If you can't see your family... you're an orphan.
Hairline got repossessed.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came back.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can’t see their parents.
Tell an orphan "your mom", but then remember he doesn't have one.
What does an orphan's family photo called?
A selfie.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find their way home.
Orphans are so vulnerable; they have no parents to tell. - Masai
Your mom.
Your dad!
Kms.
An orphan walks into a shop but gets lost, so he calls his mum but then remembers.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't run home.
How did the orphan lose its parents?
Its parents never came back from getting milk.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Orphans play baseball because I don’t know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run. 😭