Loss jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
What is an orphan's least favorite game?
44 Homes.
Orphans are so useless even their parents agree.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run. 😭
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why did the orphan cheat on his girlfriend with a guy?
Because he wanted someone to call "Mommy" and "Daddy."
My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find their way home.
What were the orphan's mom and dad's names? John and Jane Doe.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be called?
A self-me.
What is an orphan's favorite day?
Tomorrow: that is when the sun will come out.
Why can’t orphans have an iPhone?
Because they can’t find the home button!
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
You know what orphans and Batman have in common? They'll both never see their parents again.
Why do orphans hate baseball so much?
Because they can't run home.
I don't joke about 9/11 because I lost my dad. He was the best pilot I ever knew.
How do you make an orphan clap until his hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
What do orphans in Batman have in common? They'll never see their parents again.
What's the difference between an orphan and Daniel Larusso?
At least Daniel has a mom.