Loss jokes
Orphans are so vulnerable; they have no parents to tell. - Masai
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can’t see their parents.
Orphans play baseball because I don’t know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run. 😭
What do you call a picture of an orphan? A selfie.
What does an orphan's family photo called?
A selfie.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find their way home.
Hairline got repossessed.
If you can't see your family... you're an orphan.
Tell an orphan "your mom", but then remember he doesn't have one.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came back.
Why did the orphan cheat on his girlfriend with a guy?
Because he wanted someone to call "Mommy" and "Daddy."
What is an orphan's least favorite game?
44 Homes.
What's a energy drink orphans never tried? "Mother".
Orphans are so useless even their parents agree.
My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans like Darth Vader?
So he can say, "I'm your father!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home run.