Loss jokes
What does an orphan's family photo called?
A selfie.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find their way home.
Hairline got repossessed.
Orphans are so vulnerable; they have no parents to tell. - Masai
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can’t see their parents.
Your mom.
Your dad!
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came back.
What do you call a picture of an orphan? A selfie.
If you can't see your family... you're an orphan.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't go home.
How do you make an orphan clap until his hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
Why can't orphans use phones? Because they don't know where the home button is.
Why do orphans hate playing baseball?
'Cause they can't get a home run.
An orphan thinks he finally sees his mom, but then he realizes it's air.
Imagine losing your child in WW2 and your son fucking respawns, so you tell him off for not getting enough kills.
I called an orphan's house, saying: "Are your parents home yet?"
He started crying.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common: They both can't see their parents.
I don't joke about 9/11 because I lost my dad. He was the best pilot I ever knew.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad.