Loss jokes
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family picture.
Where do orphans go when sad?
Not their parents.
Why do orphans like Darth Vader?
So he can say, "I'm your father!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home run.
"My parents are dead, lol," said the orphan.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Because they actually come back.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
Because he can't get home.
The first orphan joke be like: What does the orphan not have?
A family.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t make a home run. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Your mom.
Your dad!
Tell an orphan "your mom", but then remember he doesn't have one.
Why did the orphan cheat on his girlfriend with a guy?
Because he wanted someone to call "Mommy" and "Daddy."
My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."
What is an orphan's least favorite game?
44 Homes.
What's a energy drink orphans never tried? "Mother".
Hairline got repossessed.
Orphans are so vulnerable; they have no parents to tell. - Masai
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came back.