Loss jokes
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Why can't an orphan have a phone?
Because they will see a home.
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A self-portrait.
One day an orphan threw a boomerang, but it came back, just like its parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be called?
A self-me.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
What's a energy drink orphans never tried? "Mother".
Orphans are so useless even their parents agree.
Orphans play baseball because I don’t know where home is.
Where do orphans go when sad?
Not their parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home run.
What do you call a picture of an orphan? A selfie.
If you can't see your family... you're an orphan.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run. 😭
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family picture.
Why do orphans like Darth Vader?
So he can say, "I'm your father!"
Why did the orphan cheat on his girlfriend with a guy?
Because he wanted someone to call "Mommy" and "Daddy."
My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."