Loss jokes
What is it called when an orphan goes on vacation?
Answer: He's making family memories.
The orphanage said I couldn't go home.
Your dad is gone.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it always comes back.
One day, an orphan bought a boomerang. He threw it, and it didn’t come back.
What's a benefit of being an orphan?
No one makes yo mama jokes to you.
What is the difference between an iPhone and an orphan?
An iPhone has a button to go home.
What is an orphan's favorite joke?
"Yo mama" jokes.
I'm sorry for your loss.
It is going tibia okay.
What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common? Once they're gone they never come back.
A miscarriage always brings the child out in me.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because his parents never came back with it.
What’s the difference between a clock and an orphan's parents?
The clock actually comes back around.
An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost and calls for his mum, then remembers.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Not your dad?"
I have no father. Like if you relate.
Why can't the orphan take a family photo?
Answer: The orphan has no family to take a picture with.
It's sad when the person that gave you memories becomes a memory.
You know one of the worst feelings ever to exist?
When your parents and friends all still see the happy little kid you used to be...
...but in reality, that kid has been long gone for years. (not my words)
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
What did Eminem call himself when he lost weight?
Slim Shady.
An orphan asked if they could move into my house yesterday. I said, "Don't you have a family?"