Loss jokes
When an orphan finds out who their parents are, and then finds out they're dead.
Did you know that an orphan can take a selfie and a family photo at the same time?
What's a benefit of being an orphan? The chips always come in a family size :)
What do orphans call a family photo? A selfie.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Boomerangs come back, but your dad never did.
What did the orphan say to his mom?
Where are you?
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples are picked.
Teacher: Everyone, tomorrow is bring your mom to school day.
Me: Sorry but my mom's not gonna make it.
Teacher: Why?
Me: I'm an orphan, bitch.
Why do orphans not play bingo?
Because they don’t know what a full house is.
An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"
The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: They don’t have a home to run back to.
Why can't orphans get a home run?
Because they have no home to run to.
Q: What is the difference between a dead body and an orphan?
A: The dead body had a family.
Why do orphans love playing with boomerangs? Because it always comes back.
I was walking, and I saw an orphan, and I said, "Where are your parents?"
Stop making jokes about cancer... I might sound like a Karen, but it’s not fair... My mum died of cancer last month, and still I cry nearly every night 🙏🏻
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What do you call your dad?
You don't. Hahahahaha!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.