Loss jokes
Friend 1: I HATE YOU!
Friend 2: *cries* b-but i-i didn't s-say that!!
Friend 3: *writes on paper with pencil cuz is so bored*
Me: *points at pencil lead* NOW NOW NOW THIS HAS *LEAD* TO SOME SERIOUS FRIENDSHIP LOSS! Plz shut up.
All my friends: *groan at horrible pun*
I will always remember my dad's last words...
Oh wait, I never knew them.
Someone telling a joke:
Boy: "My parents are dead."
Girl: "My grandad is too."
Orphan who listened to it: "That joke is dead!"
Person who told the joke: "So is your family!"
Why do orphans love playing with boomerangs? Because it always comes back.
What did an orphan say to its father?
Nothing.
Your hairline is as nonexistent as your dad.
Why can't orphans play golf?
Because they can't find home.
What do you say to the orphan?
"Shut up, get a mom and dad!"
Why don't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Sad news, my obese parrot died today.
Mind you, it's a huge weight off my shoulders.
Why can you hit an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans love school?
'Cause people actually come back.
A guy says to his dog, "Where are you?" The dog was actually dead, bro.
Why can orphans not play baseball? They can't hit a home run.
If you're an orphan, it must be pretty hard taking "your mom" jokes.
What's black and yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of orphans.
When an orphan finds out who their parents are, and then finds out they're dead.
Teacher: Everyone, tomorrow is bring your mom to school day.
Me: Sorry but my mom's not gonna make it.
Teacher: Why?
Me: I'm an orphan, bitch.