Loss jokes
What does the orphan have in common with Batman? They both lost their parents.
Friend 1: I HATE YOU!
Friend 2: *cries* b-but i-i didn't s-say that!!
Friend 3: *writes on paper with pencil cuz is so bored*
Me: *points at pencil lead* NOW NOW NOW THIS HAS *LEAD* TO SOME SERIOUS FRIENDSHIP LOSS! Plz shut up.
All my friends: *groan at horrible pun*
I will always remember my dad's last words...
Oh wait, I never knew them.
Someone telling a joke:
Boy: "My parents are dead."
Girl: "My grandad is too."
Orphan who listened to it: "That joke is dead!"
Person who told the joke: "So is your family!"
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why do orphans love school?
'Cause people actually come back.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What did the orphan say to his mom?
Where are you?
An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"
The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"
Why can you hit an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
Your hairline is as nonexistent as your dad.
Why can't orphans play golf?
Because they can't find home.
Sad news, my obese parrot died today.
Mind you, it's a huge weight off my shoulders.
If you're an orphan, it must be pretty hard taking "your mom" jokes.
What's black and yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of orphans.
A guy says to his dog, "Where are you?" The dog was actually dead, bro.
When an orphan finds out who their parents are, and then finds out they're dead.
Why can orphans not play baseball? They can't hit a home run.
What's a benefit of being an orphan? The chips always come in a family size :)
What do orphans call a family photo? A selfie.