Loss jokes
Friend 1: I HATE YOU!
Friend 2: *cries* b-but i-i didn't s-say that!!
Friend 3: *writes on paper with pencil cuz is so bored*
Me: *points at pencil lead* NOW NOW NOW THIS HAS *LEAD* TO SOME SERIOUS FRIENDSHIP LOSS! Plz shut up.
All my friends: *groan at horrible pun*
I will always remember my dad's last words...
Oh wait, I never knew them.
Someone telling a joke:
Boy: "My parents are dead."
Girl: "My grandad is too."
Orphan who listened to it: "That joke is dead!"
Person who told the joke: "So is your family!"
What do you say to the orphan?
"Shut up, get a mom and dad!"
What did an orphan say to its father?
Nothing.
Why can orphans not play baseball? They can't hit a home run.
A guy says to his dog, "Where are you?" The dog was actually dead, bro.
If you're an orphan, it must be pretty hard taking "your mom" jokes.
What's black and yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of orphans.
When an orphan finds out who their parents are, and then finds out they're dead.
Sad news, my obese parrot died today.
Mind you, it's a huge weight off my shoulders.
Your hairline is as nonexistent as your dad.
Why can't orphans play golf?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans get a home run?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why do orphans not play bingo?
Because they don’t know what a full house is.
Boomerangs come back, but your dad never did.
What's a benefit of being an orphan? The chips always come in a family size :)
What do orphans call a family photo? A selfie.
Teacher: Everyone, tomorrow is bring your mom to school day.
Me: Sorry but my mom's not gonna make it.
Teacher: Why?
Me: I'm an orphan, bitch.
Did you know that an orphan can take a selfie and a family photo at the same time?
What did the orphan say to his mom?
Where are you?