Loss jokes
Why can't orphans play golf?
Because they can't find home.
What do you say to the orphan?
"Shut up, get a mom and dad!"
Why don't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Sad news, my obese parrot died today.
Mind you, it's a huge weight off my shoulders.
Why can you hit an orphan?
Because they canāt tell their parents.
Why donāt orphans play baseball? Cause they donāt know where home is!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans love school?
'Cause people actually come back.
A guy says to his dog, "Where are you?" The dog was actually dead, bro.
Why can orphans not play baseball? They can't hit a home run.
If you're an orphan, it must be pretty hard taking "your mom" jokes.
What's black and yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of orphans.
When an orphan finds out who their parents are, and then finds out they're dead.
Teacher: Everyone, tomorrow is bring your mom to school day.
Me: Sorry but my mom's not gonna make it.
Teacher: Why?
Me: I'm an orphan, bitch.
Did you know that an orphan can take a selfie and a family photo at the same time?
What's a benefit of being an orphan? The chips always come in a family size :)
What do orphans call a family photo? A selfie.
Why do orphans not play bingo?
Because they donāt know what a full house is.
Boomerangs come back, but your dad never did.
What did the orphan say to his mom?
Where are you?
An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"
The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"