Loss jokes
Why couldn't the orphan use the swing? Because they had no arms.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they will never get home.
Friend 1: I HATE YOU!
Friend 2: *cries* b-but i-i didn't s-say that!!
Friend 3: *writes on paper with pencil cuz is so bored*
Me: *points at pencil lead* NOW NOW NOW THIS HAS *LEAD* TO SOME SERIOUS FRIENDSHIP LOSS! Plz shut up.
All my friends: *groan at horrible pun*
I will always remember my dad's last words...
Oh wait, I never knew them.
Someone telling a joke:
Boy: "My parents are dead."
Girl: "My grandad is too."
Orphan who listened to it: "That joke is dead!"
Person who told the joke: "So is your family!"
Why do orphans love playing with boomerangs? Because it always comes back.
What did an orphan say to its father?
Nothing.
Why can't orphans play golf?
Because they can't find home.
What do you say to the orphan?
"Shut up, get a mom and dad!"
Your hairline is as nonexistent as your dad.
Why can you hit an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
Why do orphans love school?
'Cause people actually come back.
When an orphan finds out who their parents are, and then finds out they're dead.
Sad news, my obese parrot died today.
Mind you, it's a huge weight off my shoulders.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can orphans not play baseball? They can't hit a home run.
A guy says to his dog, "Where are you?" The dog was actually dead, bro.
If you're an orphan, it must be pretty hard taking "your mom" jokes.