Loss jokes
Why can't orphans have gay sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What's the difference between me and cancer?
My dad didn't beat cancer.
Orphan: What are you doing tonight?
Me: Your mum... oh wait, you don't have one.
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Boy 1: "Sonic is a fictional character."
Boy 2: "Yeah, just like your dad."
Q: Do you know why people don't like abortion jokes?
A: Because they leave people with a feeling of emptiness inside.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home base.
Guy on Fortnite: "Ima sleep with your mom lmao."
Orphan: Starts crying.
Teacher: Anyone missing?
Orphan: My parents.
Teacher: Something that is real, kid.
Orphan: My family.
Teacher: OMG, out of my classroom, kid!
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their parents.
You know orphans are kinda like a house with no people in it.
Because it’s empty inside.
An orphan saw a tornado, and he thought he saw his mom, but then he realized it was a corpse and said, "Hi, Dad!"
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t make a home run. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why is "Frozen" a good movie for orphans?
Because they know how to "let it go" when their parents went.
I asked the orphan kid if his mom is hot. He just started crying.
Son: Dad? Why is mommy no longer with us?
Dad: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Son: Why?
Dad: To get to the other side, but your mother only made it about halfway.
What do Batman and orphans have in common?
Their parents died.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
Imagine saying "my bad" instead of "sorry for your loss" at a funeral.
I will always remember my dad's last words...
Oh wait, I never knew them.