Loss jokes
I'm making a website for orphans. [I] won't add the home page.
What did an orphan say to its father?
Nothing.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they will never get home.
What is an orphan's favorite toy? A mom and dad action figure.
I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs.
Gravity sure is fast.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Both can't see their parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
What does an orphan call a family photo taking a selfie?
What do you call someone that no one loves?
An orphan.
What is an orphan's least favorite movie?
Home.
Why can't orphans have cereal? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
He thought he saw his mother.
Why do orphans hate iPhones? Because they have a home button.
Why does an orphan use water for his cereal?
He is waiting for his dad with the milk.
Why did America lose the chess match?
They were down 2 towers.
The "M" and "D" in "orphan" stands for Mom and Dad.
What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
An orphan's parents.
Why did the orphan not play baseball? Because he couldn't find home.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their parents.
Why are orphans different from apples?
Apples get picked.