Loss jokes
What does the orphan have in common with Batman? They both lost their parents.
Friend 1: I HATE YOU!
Friend 2: *cries* b-but i-i didn't s-say that!!
Friend 3: *writes on paper with pencil cuz is so bored*
Me: *points at pencil lead* NOW NOW NOW THIS HAS *LEAD* TO SOME SERIOUS FRIENDSHIP LOSS! Plz shut up.
All my friends: *groan at horrible pun*
I will always remember my dad's last words...
Oh wait, I never knew them.
Someone telling a joke:
Boy: "My parents are dead."
Girl: "My grandad is too."
Orphan who listened to it: "That joke is dead!"
Person who told the joke: "So is your family!"
Why can't orphans get a home run?
Because they have no home to run to.
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: They don’t have a home to run back to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
I was walking, and I saw an orphan, and I said, "Where are your parents?"
Why do orphans love playing with boomerangs? Because it always comes back.
Why do orphans love school?
'Cause people actually come back.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Your hairline is as nonexistent as your dad.
Why can't orphans play golf?
Because they can't find home.
What do you say to the orphan?
"Shut up, get a mom and dad!"
What did an orphan say to its father?
Nothing.
Sad news, my obese parrot died today.
Mind you, it's a huge weight off my shoulders.
Why can you hit an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
If you're an orphan, it must be pretty hard taking "your mom" jokes.