Loss jokes
What is it called when orphans take a selfie?
A family photo.
"My parents are dead, lol," said the orphan.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t make a home run. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
It looks like your dad is not the only one missing.
Orphan: I’m gonna tell my parents!
Me: Where are they?
Orphan: ̄\_(ツ)_/ ̄
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home run.
The first orphan joke be like: What does the orphan not have?
A family.
What is it called when an orphan goes on vacation?
Answer: He's making family memories.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family picture.
Why do orphans like Darth Vader?
So he can say, "I'm your father!"
Where do orphans go when sad?
Not their parents.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
Because he can't get home.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually comes back.
Why did the orphan fail in baseball?
He couldn't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can never score home.
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A self-portrait.
An orphan saw a tornado, and he thought he saw his mom, but then he realized it was a corpse and said, "Hi, Dad!"
Why can't an orphan have a phone?
Because they will see a home.
One day an orphan threw a boomerang, but it came back, just like its parents.
Orphan: Where are my parents?
God: New York City.
Orphan: But they used to live in China.