Loss jokes
Why do orphans hate baseball so much?
Because they can't run home.
What do orphans in Batman have in common? They'll never see their parents again.
You know what orphans and Batman have in common? They'll both never see their parents again.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? The Parent Trap.
Hello, This is Jimmy from Jimmy's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic! Your next loss is our next sauce! How many pizzas do you need?
When someone calls you, say "Welcome to Joe's Pizza Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce."
So I told an orphan if her mom is hot, he wouldn't stop crying.
What is it called when orphans take a selfie?
A family photo.
Why did the orphan fail in baseball?
He couldn't find home.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family picture.
Where do orphans go when sad?
Not their parents.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually comes back.
It looks like your dad is not the only one missing.
Orphan: I’m gonna tell my parents!
Me: Where are they?
Orphan: ̄\_(ツ)_/ ̄
"My parents are dead, lol," said the orphan.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Because they actually come back.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
Because he can't get home.
The first orphan joke be like: What does the orphan not have?
A family.
What is it called when an orphan goes on vacation?
Answer: He's making family memories.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t make a home run. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂