Loss jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home run.
My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."
What is an orphan's least favorite game?
44 Homes.
What's a energy drink orphans never tried? "Mother".
Orphans are so useless even their parents agree.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why did the orphan cheat on his girlfriend with a guy?
Because he wanted someone to call "Mommy" and "Daddy."
Where do orphans go when sad?
Not their parents.
Why do orphans like Darth Vader?
So he can say, "I'm your father!"
Imagine losing your child in WW2 and your son fucking respawns, so you tell him off for not getting enough kills.
Why can't orphans use phones? Because they don't know where the home button is.
Why do orphans hate playing baseball?
'Cause they can't get a home run.
Why can’t orphans have an iPhone?
Because they can’t find the home button!
How do you make an orphan clap until his hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
What do orphans in Batman have in common? They'll never see their parents again.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? The Parent Trap.
An orphan thinks he finally sees his mom, but then he realizes it's air.
I called an orphan's house, saying: "Are your parents home yet?"
He started crying.
I don't joke about 9/11 because I lost my dad. He was the best pilot I ever knew.
You know what orphans and Batman have in common? They'll both never see their parents again.