Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Loss Jokes
Why did the orphan fail in baseball?
He couldn't find home.
What is it called when orphans take a selfie?
A family photo.
Orphan: I’m gonna tell my parents!
Me: Where are they?
Orphan: ̄\_(ツ)_/ ̄
"My parents are dead, lol," said the orphan.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family picture.
Where do orphans go when sad?
Not their parents.
What is an orphan's least favorite movie?
"Daddy's Home."
When someone calls you, say "Welcome to Joe's Pizza Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce."
Why didn't the orphan go home?
Because he didn't have a home.
We have Build-A-Bear; meanwhile, orphans have Build-A-Mom, or if they’d rather, Build-A-Dad.
Why do orphans get an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
Orphan: Where are my parents?
God: New York City.
Orphan: But they used to live in China.
Why do Orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents can't!
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents can't push them on the swing!
Do you know why orphans can't play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
My mum said not to walk the streets because I won't find home the next day. I was an orphan.
How to Make an Orphan cry
Step 1: Talk about Home.
Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.
Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can never score home.
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A self-portrait.
