Loss jokes
What is an orphan's least favorite game?
44 Homes.
What is an orphan's favorite day?
Tomorrow: that is when the sun will come out.
What's the difference between an orphan and Daniel Larusso?
At least Daniel has a mom.
An orphan saw a tornado, and he thought he saw his mom, but then he realized it was a corpse and said, "Hi, Dad!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can never score home.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
Why can’t orphans have an iPhone?
Because they can’t find the home button!
An orphan thinks he finally sees his mom, but then he realizes it's air.
You know what orphans and Batman have in common? They'll both never see their parents again.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? The Parent Trap.
Hello, This is Jimmy from Jimmy's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic! Your next loss is our next sauce! How many pizzas do you need?
Do you know why orphans can't play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
I don't joke about 9/11 because I lost my dad. He was the best pilot I ever knew.
How do you make an orphan clap until his hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
What do orphans in Batman have in common? They'll never see their parents again.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad.
Why do orphans hate baseball so much?
Because they can't run home.
So I told an orphan if her mom is hot, he wouldn't stop crying.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common: They both can't see their parents.
Imagine losing your child in WW2 and your son fucking respawns, so you tell him off for not getting enough kills.