Loss jokes
What is a thing orphans have that we can never have?
Imaginary parents.
Kid: Your mom!
Orphan: (cries)
Why do orphans love school?
'Cause people actually come back.
Mommy, when will daddy come back?
I'm not your mom...
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
What’s the difference between a dog and parents?
If an orphan calls their name, only the dog comes back.
I've never seen my dad since September 11. I wonder where he is...
Mama Mia's pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is our sauce.
What do you call an orphan's parents?
Dead meat.
What's an orphan's favorite band?
Foster the People 😂
So I told an orphan if her mom is hot, he wouldn't stop crying.
Why did the orphan cry when the teacher yelled at him?
Because the teacher said, "Don't make me call your parents!"
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
A: Because they come back, unlike their parents.
Why are orphans and bananas so much alike? Because they both get split.
My friend was on a wheelchair... he committed suicide yesterday. I remember when I met him last time, he told us a good joke and I appreciated him and told him to become a stand-up comedian.
That poor kid, he was fine until I bought him a mother's day card for his mum. The second he saw it, he burst out crying...
One day, an orphan threw a boomerang, and it didn’t come back like its parents.
Girl: I've been an orphan since I was three.
Boy: Knock knock.
Girl: ...Who's there?
Boy: Not your parents!
Daveon says, "Oh wow, she's so beautiful!" The doctor then says, "Yes, but sadly, your wife didn't make it..." Daveon then states, "Give me the one my wife made then!"
If you can't see your family... you're an orphan.