Loss jokes
Teacher: Is anyone's parents missing?
Students: Yeah, yours.
What is an orphan's favorite toy? A mom and dad action figure.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually came back.
What does an orphan and a dog have in common?
Both got taken from their parents.
I would invite you to play baseball, but there's no home for you to run to.
Teacher: I was an orphan as a child.
Student: Sorry to hear.
Teacher: Is anyone missing today?
Student: Your parents.
Have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk?
'Cause their dad never came back with it.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
What are two things that an orphan can’t have?
Two parents.
Where do you find an orphan? Just look for your mum.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What is hard to find but easy to make?
An orphan.
Why do orphans hate iPhones? Because they have a home button.
Me: Hey, are your parents here?
Orphan: (crying) STOP CALLING HERE!
I've got an impressive record at Russian roulette. Retired after one loss ever.
Why do orphans make terrible baseball players?
They don't know where home plate is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Why did the orphan go to the woods? To take a *what*?
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
They can never find home.