Loss jokes
Q: Why can't the orphan buy Robux?
A: He could not use his mother's credit card.
Why don't orphans like to get lost?
Because somebody's going to ask where their parents are.
What TV series do orphans hate?
"House, M.D."
We better stop telling orphan jokes because their parents will get mad. Oh... wait... never mind.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
Because they come back.
Why are hurricanes like women? Because they come into your life, take nearly everything, and leave.
Do you know how to make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until their parents come home.
What is an orphan's least favorite movie?
"Daddy's Home."
Orphans want girlfriends to call someone "Mommy."
"I hate when people make 9/11 jokes because my grandfather died during the Twin Tower attacks. He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia."
I see you.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because he can’t find home.
My name is what orphans can never have.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can never do a home run.
Why can’t an orphan make a joke?
Dad jokes.
What's the difference between an orphan and a second-hand book?
The second-hand book was loved once.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it home.
I have no father. Like if you relate.
What do an orphan's father and Nemo have in common?
They are both nowhere to be found.
What is one word orphans can't spell?
Family.