Loss jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is...
Why does a kid never come home after a fight with their parents? Because they never found the key to the house again.
Why don't orphans like getting lost?
Because if people find them, they ask, "Where are your parents?"
What do a blind kid and an orphan have in common?
They can’t see their parents.
Do you know what the F in orphan is for...
Family.
What superhero will orphans never understand?
Homelander.
What is an orphan's favorite part of school homework?
What an upside to being an orphan!
There's things called family-size bags.
What do you call an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What is an orphan's favorite game?
Solitaire.
What does a blind kid and an orphan have in common?
They can’t see their parents.
Orphan: I'm hungry.
Dad: Let's go to KFC.
Orphan 2: Boy, you don't got a dad!
My ex's dad died while she was texting me. She said she had a boyfriend, but I told her I had a dad.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't run home.
What’s 9 inches long and makes my girlfriend scream?
One inch and put it in her. Her miscarriage.
Imagine saying "my bad" instead of "sorry for your loss" at a funeral.
How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
Give them a Sandy Hook.