Loss jokes

Kid: Knock, knock.

Orphan: Who's there?

Kid: Not your parents.

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?

Teacher: I was an orphan as a child.

Student: Sorry to hear.

Teacher: Is anyone missing today?

Student: Your parents.

Have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk?

'Cause their dad never came back with it.

Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...

But a creeper blows it up.

What does an orphan and a dog have in common?

Both got taken from their parents.

I would invite you to play baseball, but there's no home for you to run to.

What's an orphan's favorite toy?

A boomerang because it actually came back.

Why did the orphan go to the woods? To take a *what*?

Why do orphans suck at baseball?

They can never find home.

What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?

A family photo.

What do you do when an orphan is taking a photo?

Yell "FAMILY PICTURES!"

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they can’t find home.

Why can orphans go to Thacker Jewelry?

They love to see the whole family.

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they don’t know where home is...

What is an orphan's favorite toy? A mom and dad action figure.

Why did the orphans go to the church?

Because they need someone to call "father."

Why are orphans bad at baseball?

Because they don’t know where home is.

Do you know what the F in orphan is for...

Family.

What do a blind kid and an orphan have in common?

They can’t see their parents.