Loss jokes
Why did the orphans go to the church?
Because they need someone to call "father."
Daveon says, "Oh wow, she's so beautiful!" The doctor then says, "Yes, but sadly, your wife didn't make it..." Daveon then states, "Give me the one my wife made then!"
What do a blind kid and an orphan have in common?
They can’t see their parents.
Imagine saying "my bad" instead of "sorry for your loss" at a funeral.
How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
Give them a Sandy Hook.
What’s 9 inches long and makes my girlfriend scream?
One inch and put it in her. Her miscarriage.
What do you call a 5th grader with no friends?
Sandy Hook survivor.
Do you know what the F in orphan is for...
Family.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't run home.
What do you call an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
Why can orphans never walk home?
Because there's no way to go.
What superhero will orphans never understand?
Homelander.
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Meet the Family."
What is an orphan's favorite part of school homework?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is...
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Orphan: I'm hungry.
Dad: Let's go to KFC.
Orphan 2: Boy, you don't got a dad!
Why does a kid never come home after a fight with their parents? Because they never found the key to the house again.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.