Loss jokes
Why did the orphan go to the monkey exhibit?
To see his closest relatives.
Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survived—my grandpa. The others have fallen—his friends.
What do you call a 5th grader with no friends?
Sandy Hook survivor.
What’s 9 inches long and makes my girlfriend scream?
One inch and put it in her. Her miscarriage.
Why do orphans like families? Because they wish they had one.
I was at a funeral and made a joke. No one laughed, but someone died.
What an upside to being an orphan!
There's things called family-size bags.
What is an orphan's favorite game?
Solitaire.
Why can orphans never walk home?
Because there's no way to go.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Meet the Family."
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't run home.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What superhero will orphans never understand?
Homelander.
What is an orphan's favorite part of school homework?
What does a blind kid and an orphan have in common?
They can’t see their parents.
Orphan: I'm hungry.
Dad: Let's go to KFC.
Orphan 2: Boy, you don't got a dad!
My ex's dad died while she was texting me. She said she had a boyfriend, but I told her I had a dad.
Why don't orphans like getting lost?
Because if people find them, they ask, "Where are your parents?"
Imagine saying "my bad" instead of "sorry for your loss" at a funeral.
Do you know what the F in orphan is for...
Family.