Loss jokes
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Kid: Not your parents.
What do orphans like to watch? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
I would invite you to play baseball, but there's no home for you to run to.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
A joker gives Batman a coupon for new parents. It's expired.
How do you call a mirror and an orphan?
Family reunion.
Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.
What does an orphan and a dog have in common?
Both got taken from their parents.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually came back.
Why can orphans go to Thacker Jewelry?
They love to see the whole family.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What is hard to find but easy to make?
An orphan.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Where do you find an orphan? Just look for your mum.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
What are two things that an orphan can’t have?
Two parents.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
They can never find home.
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What do you do when an orphan is taking a photo?
Yell "FAMILY PICTURES!"
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.