Loss jokes
Why don’t orphans play poker?
'Cause they don’t know what a full house is.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What does the M and D in "orphan" stand for?
"Mum" and "Dad."
A joker gives Batman a coupon for new parents. It's expired.
Teacher: Is anyone's parents missing?
Students: Yeah, yours.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Me: Hey, are your parents here?
Orphan: (crying) STOP CALLING HERE!
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Kid: Not your parents.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Teacher: I was an orphan as a child.
Student: Sorry to hear.
Teacher: Is anyone missing today?
Student: Your parents.
Have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk?
'Cause their dad never came back with it.
Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.
What does an orphan and a dog have in common?
Both got taken from their parents.
I would invite you to play baseball, but there's no home for you to run to.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually came back.
Why did the orphan go to the woods? To take a *what*?
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
They can never find home.
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What do you do when an orphan is taking a photo?
Yell "FAMILY PICTURES!"
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.