What do Nemo and my dad have in common?
They both can't be found.
Loss Jokes
It was raining sadly all day. My wife, my two daughters, and me were stuck in the house when wife’s mom and dad just died.
Wife: 😭😭😭I wish this never happened.
Mia, our first daughter: Mommy, it’s ok. I love whenever I see you🥰🥰
Abby, our second daughter: I love you all. Only if you guys die I won’t, but I love you when you're alive 😉😏
Me, husband: What kind of nonsense was that? You love us when we’re alive, but you don’t love us when we’re dead🤥😥😓
Everyone except Abby: Abby, this is serious. Mommy’s mother and father died. Mia says: Yes, your mom is sadly down right now, you made her more sad😡🤬. Dad says: *sniffs* Abby, I had made a discussion. I will take you to an orphanage. I am sorry 😣 when I am better and happy and I forgot what you said then we’ll get you back. Mom says:
This was not a joke. I just did this for Love 💕
Why do orphans cry so much?
They can’t find a place to go.
Me: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes, how did you know and what gave me away?
Me: Where's your parents?
Orphan: They died and I have a phone, why?
Me: Because it has a home button.
"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "You're." "You're who?" "You're parents left you."
How do you get an orphan sad?
You say you will tell their mom that they have been a baaaaaad boy.
I once went up to an orphan and they were crying, and I asked where their parents are, and they started crying more.
What do people have that orphans don't? A family.
What do you call an orphan with a selfie?
A family portrait.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually comes back.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why doesn’t the orphan have any toys? Because his Lego figures ran away too.
What did the orphan's mom say to him when he got into trouble?
Nothing, because he doesn't know his parents...
Q: How to hit an orphan?
A: Hit them with a family tree.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
What can orphans not get when playing a sport?
A home run!
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A selfie.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Borthwick's hairline.
