Loss jokes
I can't remember the last full conversation I had with my grandfather.
Good thing is, since he hit his head, he can't remember either.
I was playing hide-n-seek with my dad and he hid, but I could never find him till this day.
The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.
What do orphans like to watch? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
What do people have that orphans don't? A family.
What do you do when an orphan is taking a photo?
Yell "FAMILY PICTURES!"
Q: What does an orphan call a selfie of themself?
A: A family portrait.
Sad news, my obese parrot died today.
Mind you, it's a huge weight off my shoulders.
Q: How to hit an orphan?
A: Hit them with a family tree.
What's a benefit of being an orphan?
No one makes yo mama jokes to you.
Why can’t orphans eat at a family restaurant? Because they don’t have a mom or dad.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know home base.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can’t an orphan make a joke?
Dad jokes.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually came back.
If you bet on Russian roulette, even if you win, you still lose.
Man, I had a joke, but it left and never came back.
If you read this, you lost your v card.
Like my daddy? Too bad you don't have one.