Loss jokes
Did you know that an orphan can take a selfie and a family photo at the same time?
Why do orphans not play bingo?
Because they don’t know what a full house is.
Boomerangs come back, but your dad never did.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples are picked.
Teacher: Everyone, tomorrow is bring your mom to school day.
Me: Sorry but my mom's not gonna make it.
Teacher: Why?
Me: I'm an orphan, bitch.
I was walking, and I saw an orphan, and I said, "Where are your parents?"
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: They don’t have a home to run back to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What do you say to the orphan?
"Shut up, get a mom and dad!"
Why do orphans love playing with boomerangs? Because it always comes back.
What did an orphan say to its father?
Nothing.
Why can't orphans get a home run?
Because they have no home to run to.
Stop making jokes about cancer... I might sound like a Karen, but it’s not fair... My mum died of cancer last month, and still I cry nearly every night 🙏🏻
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What do you call your dad?
You don't. Hahahahaha!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Me: "You wanna see my dad?"
Some kid: "Yeah?"
Me: "Close your eyes and he will appear."
Some kid: "He ain't appearing."
Me: "Sorry I thought he would appear for you. He won't appear for me."
*The kid laughs*
Moral: Not everything is supposed to be funny text if you notice what was really going on. 🙃
What do Nemo and my dad have in common?
They both can't be found.
It was raining sadly all day. My wife, my two daughters, and me were stuck in the house when wife’s mom and dad just died.
Wife: 😭😭😭I wish this never happened.
Mia, our first daughter: Mommy, it’s ok. I love whenever I see you🥰🥰
Abby, our second daughter: I love you all. Only if you guys die I won’t, but I love you when you're alive 😉😏
Me, husband: What kind of nonsense was that? You love us when we’re alive, but you don’t love us when we’re dead🤥😥😓
Everyone except Abby: Abby, this is serious. Mommy’s mother and father died. Mia says: Yes, your mom is sadly down right now, you made her more sad😡🤬. Dad says: *sniffs* Abby, I had made a discussion. I will take you to an orphanage. I am sorry 😣 when I am better and happy and I forgot what you said then we’ll get you back. Mom says:
This was not a joke. I just did this for Love 💕
Why do orphans cry so much?
They can’t find a place to go.