Loss jokes
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples are picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Q: What is the difference between a dead body and an orphan?
A: The dead body had a family.
Why can't orphans get a home run?
Because they have no home to run to.
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: They don’t have a home to run back to.
I was walking, and I saw an orphan, and I said, "Where are your parents?"
Stop making jokes about cancer... I might sound like a Karen, but it’s not fair... My mum died of cancer last month, and still I cry nearly every night 🙏🏻
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
What do you call your dad?
You don't. Hahahahaha!
What do Nemo and my dad have in common?
They both can't be found.
It was raining sadly all day. My wife, my two daughters, and me were stuck in the house when wife’s mom and dad just died.
Wife: 😭😭😭I wish this never happened.
Mia, our first daughter: Mommy, it’s ok. I love whenever I see you🥰🥰
Abby, our second daughter: I love you all. Only if you guys die I won’t, but I love you when you're alive 😉😏
Me, husband: What kind of nonsense was that? You love us when we’re alive, but you don’t love us when we’re dead🤥😥😓
Everyone except Abby: Abby, this is serious. Mommy’s mother and father died. Mia says: Yes, your mom is sadly down right now, you made her more sad😡🤬. Dad says: *sniffs* Abby, I had made a discussion. I will take you to an orphanage. I am sorry 😣 when I am better and happy and I forgot what you said then we’ll get you back. Mom says:
This was not a joke. I just did this for Love 💕
Me: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes, how did you know and what gave me away?
Me: Where's your parents?
Orphan: They died and I have a phone, why?
Me: Because it has a home button.
Why do orphans cry so much?
They can’t find a place to go.
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A selfie.
What can orphans not get when playing a sport?
A home run!
"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "You're." "You're who?" "You're parents left you."
How do you get an orphan sad?
You say you will tell their mom that they have been a baaaaaad boy.
What do people have that orphans don't? A family.
I once went up to an orphan and they were crying, and I asked where their parents are, and they started crying more.