Loss jokes
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually comes back.
What do you call an orphan with a selfie?
A family portrait.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What did the orphan's mom say to him when he got into trouble?
Nothing, because he doesn't know his parents...
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
Q: How to hit an orphan?
A: Hit them with a family tree.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why doesn’t the orphan have any toys? Because his Lego figures ran away too.
Borthwick's hairline.
The Man: "Sonny, why do you come to get some milk every day?"
The Son: "Because milk is important."
The Man: "Why don't you ever come with your mom?"
The Boy: "Who?"
The Man: "Your mom?"
The Boy: "I don't have a mom."
The Man: "I'm sorry for your loss."
The boy stared for a moment when two men came out of the vehicle and picked up the boy.
"Today was the worst day ever." "Why?" Because my ex got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.
You're homeless, you orphan!
What is the orphan's favorite toy from his parents?
They don’t have parents to pay for a toy.
Stop, orphan joke!
Why do orphans not like the iPhone 11 Pro?
A: Because it doesn't have a home button.
Why was the baby Dinosaur an orphan?
His family was blown up by meteors.
Why does an orphan love baseball? Because their ball comes back, get pranked, bitch!
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked. Lel. I hope you guys like this joke.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.