What is the orphan's favorite toy from his parents?
They don’t have parents to pay for a toy.
Why does an orphan love baseball? Because their ball comes back, get pranked, bitch!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Stop, orphan joke!
Why was the baby Dinosaur an orphan?
His family was blown up by meteors.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked. Lel. I hope you guys like this joke.
Why do orphans not like the iPhone 11 Pro?
A: Because it doesn't have a home button.
Someone on here said it previously:
My fondest childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather. That is until my mom took the urn away from me.
You're homeless, you orphan!
Let's stop this, it's not funny. Oh wait, the orphans are all gone with nobody. 😂
Why can't my grandma talk?
Because she's dead.
When a boy points at his parents, they disappear.
What's the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Their kneecaps.
Teacher: Anyone missing?
Orphan: My parents.
Teacher: Something that is real, kid.
Orphan: My family.
Teacher: OMG, out of my classroom, kid!
Why did the orphan not play baseball? Because he couldn't find home.
My friend's mom died, and he also died in a crash.
Girl: Rip, mother, I love you.
Me: Sorry for your loss.
Girl: Stop, I have a boyfriend.
Me: Stop, I have a mother.
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents aren't there to push them on the swing!
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building?
It was too cold because they did not have a home.
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