The Man: "Sonny, why do you come to get some milk every day?"
The Son: "Because milk is important."
The Man: "Why don't you ever come with your mom?"
The Boy: "Who?"
The Man: "Your mom?"
The Boy: "I don't have a mom."
The Man: "I'm sorry for your loss."
The boy stared for a moment when two men came out of the vehicle and picked up the boy.
"Today was the worst day ever." "Why?" Because my ex got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.
Why does an orphan love baseball? Because their ball comes back, get pranked, bitch!
You're homeless, you orphan!
Why was the baby Dinosaur an orphan?
His family was blown up by meteors.
Why do orphans not like the iPhone 11 Pro?
A: Because it doesn't have a home button.
Stop, orphan joke!
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked. Lel. I hope you guys like this joke.
What is the orphan's favorite toy from his parents?
They don’t have parents to pay for a toy.
Someone on here said it previously:
My fondest childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather. That is until my mom took the urn away from me.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
What does an orphan say a lot? "Where is my house?"
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait........
You might say I'm mean but what are they gonna do..... tell their parents?
Wait..........
Why don't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't know where home is!
What do you call an orphan when he's taking a photo?
Family photo.
What does "off-limits" have in common with dead people? They can’t see their family.
Why can't orphans be gay? They got no one to call daddy.
What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.
