Loss jokes
Me: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes, how did you know and what gave me away?
Me: Where's your parents?
Orphan: They died and I have a phone, why?
Me: Because it has a home button.
I once went up to an orphan and they were crying, and I asked where their parents are, and they started crying more.
What do you call an orphan with a selfie?
A family portrait.
"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "You're." "You're who?" "You're parents left you."
How do you get an orphan sad?
You say you will tell their mom that they have been a baaaaaad boy.
What do people have that orphans don't? A family.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually comes back.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
Why doesn’t the orphan have any toys? Because his Lego figures ran away too.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What can orphans not get when playing a sport?
A home run!
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A selfie.
Q: How to hit an orphan?
A: Hit them with a family tree.
What did the orphan's mom say to him when he got into trouble?
Nothing, because he doesn't know his parents...
Q: What is the difference between a dead body and an orphan?
A: The dead body had a family.
Borthwick's hairline.
The Man: "Sonny, why do you come to get some milk every day?"
The Son: "Because milk is important."
The Man: "Why don't you ever come with your mom?"
The Boy: "Who?"
The Man: "Your mom?"
The Boy: "I don't have a mom."
The Man: "I'm sorry for your loss."
The boy stared for a moment when two men came out of the vehicle and picked up the boy.
"Today was the worst day ever." "Why?" Because my ex got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.