Loss jokes
Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.
They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!
What does the orphan have in common with Batman? They both lost their parents.
What do orphans eat for breakfast?
Daddy-O's.
What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?
"I don’t have a mama."
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor jokes?
It can't hit home.
How do you get an orphan sad?
You say you will tell their mom that they have been a baaaaaad boy.
Why was the baby Dinosaur an orphan?
His family was blown up by meteors.
Why are hurricanes like women? Because they come into your life, take nearly everything, and leave.
Why do orphans like boomerangs so much?
Because they come back.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? "Going Home."
What's the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Their kneecaps.
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.
What is an orphan’s least favorite movie?
"Spider-Man," because it told them there was no way home.
What's the difference between my dad and Nemo?
I don't know. I still haven't found them.
Never tell an orphan about a family matter; they wouldn't understand.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
It’s because they can’t find home plate.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
Why can't orphans see their parents?
Because they don't have one!
What is an orphan's least favorite movie?
"Daddy's Home."