Loss jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples are picked.
What do you call an orphan running home?
He couldn't find home.
A guy says to his dog, "Where are you?" The dog was actually dead, bro.
How are orphans and blind kids similar?
They both have never seen their parents :)
An orphan thinks he finally sees his mom, but then he realizes it's air.
What do the people in heaven that died on the Titanic call the Titanic? The Dietanic.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is. :)
Why did the orphan kill itself?
Because he's depressed about no family.
Why did the orphan fall out of a tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.
What does the F in "orphan" stand for?
"Family," but there is no F.
Roses are red, violets are blue, my mom and dad died, next you'll be gone too.
What do orphans like to watch? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
What's an orphan's favorite game?
"Who's your daddy?"
(Go look up the game)
How do you call a mirror and an orphan?
Family reunion.
Guess why a lot of orphans were in "Home Alone"? Because their family left them.
Why don't orphans go to the shops? Because when their mum leaves, she's never coming back.
What do orphans, parents, and trees have in common? They leafed.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
Why do orphans hate hide n seek?
'Cause they can't find their parents.
Why did the orphan dig six feet under?
To find his parents.