Loss jokes
Why don't orphans drink milk?
'Cause their parents have not came back with it yet.
What should you never say to an orphan?
"Your Mom."
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an airplane landing strip? Don't know, neither did my dad.
Kid. What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher. What?
Kid. Fruity pebbles with water.
Teacher. Why water?
Kid. Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
Why does an orphan start with an "O"?
Because they only see their parents in their dream.
Teacher: "I used to be an orphan once."
Student: "That’s sad."
Teacher: "Anyways, who is away today?"
Student: "Your parents."
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
... family photo.
Once, an orphan purposely fell out of a tree. He forgot his parents wouldn't catch him.
One day an orphan threw a boomerang. It's not the only thing that didn't come back.
Why did the orphan fall out of the tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.
How's your dad?
What? I forgot he's still sleeping.
Depression: Here, your mom just died.
Me: My mom is already dead.
Who's an orphan?
You are.
Teacher: Anyone missing?
Orphan: My parents.
Teacher: Something that is real, kid.
Orphan: My family.
Teacher: OMG, out of my classroom, kid!
Why don’t orphans play poker?
'Cause they don’t know what a full house is.
There's going to be a party at the orphanage tonight. I'm bringing a gun.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples are picked.
What do you call an orphan running home?
He couldn't find home.
A guy says to his dog, "Where are you?" The dog was actually dead, bro.
How are orphans and blind kids similar?
They both have never seen their parents :)