Loss jokes
Why can't an orphan have an iPad?
They can't find the home button.
Imagine losing your child in WW2 and your son fucking respawns, so you tell him off for not getting enough kills.
Why do orphans want to be gay?
So they have someone to call "Daddy."
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why don't orphans drink milk?
'Cause their parents have not came back with it yet.
What should you never say to an orphan?
"Your Mom."
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an airplane landing strip? Don't know, neither did my dad.
Kid. What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher. What?
Kid. Fruity pebbles with water.
Teacher. Why water?
Kid. Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
Why does an orphan start with an "O"?
Because they only see their parents in their dream.
Teacher: "I used to be an orphan once."
Student: "That’s sad."
Teacher: "Anyways, who is away today?"
Student: "Your parents."
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
... family photo.
Once, an orphan purposely fell out of a tree. He forgot his parents wouldn't catch him.
One day an orphan threw a boomerang. It's not the only thing that didn't come back.
Why did the orphan fall out of the tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.
How's your dad?
What? I forgot he's still sleeping.
Depression: Here, your mom just died.
Me: My mom is already dead.
Who's an orphan?
You are.
Teacher: Anyone missing?
Orphan: My parents.
Teacher: Something that is real, kid.
Orphan: My family.
Teacher: OMG, out of my classroom, kid!
Why don’t orphans play poker?
'Cause they don’t know what a full house is.
There's going to be a party at the orphanage tonight. I'm bringing a gun.