Loss jokes
If you're bored, joke about an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What's black and yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of orphans.
Why can't orphans use phones? Because they don't know where the home button is.
What does an orphan call a family picture?
A selfie.
What's black and yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of orphans.
Why can't orphans hit a home run?
Because they don't have a home to run to...
POV: Your dad is gone.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad. LMAO.
What's the difference between a dad and the Twin Towers? The Twin Towers went black and never came back, and the dad was black and just didn't come back.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
If you're an orphan, it must be pretty hard taking "your mom" jokes.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come back.
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Kid: Not your parents.
Why does a girl orphan want a boyfriend?
To finally call someone Daddy!
I fucked your mom, oh wait, you don't have one.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
His parents were on the other side!
What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?
"I don’t have a mama."
Why can't an orphan have an iPad?
They can't find the home button.
Imagine losing your child in WW2 and your son fucking respawns, so you tell him off for not getting enough kills.
Why do orphans want to be gay?
So they have someone to call "Daddy."
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.