So an orphan goes to the store and gets a bunch of cartons of milk.
The cashier goes, "Woah, why so much?"
The orphan goes, "My dad never came back with the milk, so, well, here we are!"
How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?
I told her the plunger was stuck in the toilet, but she didn’t listen...
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show?
Family Feud.
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Why should you not let an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is. 😢
Teacher: Everyone, tomorrow is bring your mom to school day.
Me: Sorry but my mom's not gonna make it.
Teacher: Why?
Me: I'm an orphan, bitch.
Why are half of the orphans blind? Because they can't find their parents.
Why did the orphan commit suicide?
So he could find home.
Why couldn't the orphanage win the baseball game?
Answer: They couldn't find home base.
An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"
The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
Because they come back.
my mom died
My friend's mom died, and he also died in a crash.
The other day my mom called me a retard.
I'm now an orphan.
Why can’t orphans f*ck their mom?
Because they don’t have one.
The teacher once said to some students, "I was an orphan before your principal hired me."
The students said, "Oof, that is sad."
The teacher tried to ignore them and take attendance. She said, "Is anyone missing?"
The students said, "Your parents."
The teacher got offended and later that day quit her job.
"Knock knock."
Orphan: "Who's there?"
"Not your parents."
"I hate when people make 9/11 jokes because my grandfather died during the Twin Tower attacks. He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia."
Today was no fun. A rhino escaped from the zoo and ate two parents, and I lost my job as zookeeper.
Why can orphans go to Thacker Jewelry?
They love to see the whole family.
