Loss jokes
Why does an orphan want to be a prostitute?
Because they want to call someone "daddy."
Why did the orphan become a killer?
Because he knew they would not look for him.
What's the difference between you and an orphan?
Nothing.
You know, people should really stop making fun of 911....both my parents died.
One driving one plane, and the other driving the other.
What’s the difference between a clock and an orphan's dad? The clock comes back around.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can never score home.
Tell an orphan: if you got no parents, clap your hands.
How do you make orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap for their parents to come back.
Q: Why can't the orphan buy Robux?
A: He could not use his mother's credit card.
When does a kid become an orphan?
When the parents leave.
Why can't orphans play poker?
Because they don't know what a full house is.
Q. Why was the orphan unable to use the phone?
A. He was trying to phone home.
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
Because it doesn't know where home is... *sniff*
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come home.
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house is!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
What show does an orphan hate the most? Modern Family.
Why did the orphan eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come home with the milk.
How do you make an adopted kid bleed? ... Tell him to clap until his parents come back.
How to make an orphan's hand bleed? By making them clap until their parents come back.