Loss jokes
What do orphans and sperm donor kids have in common? They don't have dads.
One day an orphan threw a boomerang, but it came back, just like its parents.
What's the difference between Nemo and my dad?
Nemo was eventually found.
I asked someone why they were crying. They told me that they had to abort their twins.
Then someone yelled "DAMN DOUBLE HOMICIDE!"
This is Riley abortion clinic. Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.
If you have a bad day, go tell an orphan to find his parents. He will be searching all day.
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A self-portrait.
Why can't an orphan have a phone?
Because they will see a home.
Do you know how to make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until their parents come home.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell 'em to clap until their parents come home.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make it clap until its parents come home.
Why does an orphan want to be a prostitute?
Because they want to call someone "daddy."
Why did the orphan become a killer?
Because he knew they would not look for him.
What's the difference between you and an orphan?
Nothing.
You know, people should really stop making fun of 911....both my parents died.
One driving one plane, and the other driving the other.
What’s the difference between a clock and an orphan's dad? The clock comes back around.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can never score home.
Tell an orphan: if you got no parents, clap your hands.
How do you make orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap for their parents to come back.
Q: Why can't the orphan buy Robux?
A: He could not use his mother's credit card.