Loss jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
What is the difference between an orphan and a blind kid?
They both can’t see their parents. 😂😂😂😂😂
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
What starts with “M” and ends with “arriage”?
Miscarriage.
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
For he can be wanted.
I asked an orphan where his parents were. Then I remembered, they're gone.
Guys, stop making jokes about orphan's parents.
Who will be told? Oh wait.
I told an orphan that I watch Family Guy, and he seemed disappointed, so I reminded him that he has no family.
Why did the female orphan become a prostitute?
Because she wanted someone to call "daddy".
Where are your parents? Oh, behind you? Not any more.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap until their parents come back.
Me: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Me: Not your family.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You make them clap until their parents come home.
Why do orphans cry at insurance places?
They got offered the family plan.
What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.
"No Way Home" is just the life of an orphan.
Teacher: Is anyone's parents missing?
Students: Yeah, yours.
Hey, is anyone’s mom missing? Yeah, yours.
Hello, This is Jimmy from Jimmy's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic! Your next loss is our next sauce! How many pizzas do you need?
Why can't an orphan eat a bag of chips?
Because the chip was family size.