Why couldn't the orphan watch Spiderman? He couldn't find his way home.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Why do orphans hate dodgeball?
Because nobody misses them.
TJ's hairline is so far back, if you travel back in time, you still won't find it.
Why can't my grandma talk?
Because she's dead.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.
What is a thing orphans have that we can never have?
Imaginary parents.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.
What's an orphan's favorite band?
Foster the People đ
Where does the orphan go when he's done with school? To the cemetery.
Whatâs an orphanâs least favorite drink?
Milk, because his parents never came back with it.
Whatâs the difference between a clock and an orphan's parents?
The clock actually comes back around.
Why can't orphans play basketball?
They don't know where home is.
I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.
Because I am an orphan.
What store does an orphan hate?
Family Tree.
I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.
I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies with me, and he started crying.
Why are Orphans so bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
I went on an orphan website. Sadly, there was no home page.
what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
a family photo.
